Just the other day I loaded my two newborns in the ol' station wagon and drove off, bound for the nearest dumpster. Sure they were as cute as the best looking buttons you've ever seen but I was determined to not be a father, or even a responsible adult. I ran a red light and was two blocks away from the dumpster of choice when I saw a bumper sticker that said "Don't Abandon Your Baby", and then I totally reconsidered.
stcyr:
Youd get a far better rate of return by selling em off for medical experiments, or, if that fails - and although not the panacea its often made out to be - the circus remains a viable alternative.