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People! It's time we reconsider the whole police thing. Whose idea was it to give these blue bastards the right to give out traffic citations, anyway? Talk about injustice. Yeah, so I made an illegal left turn; but consider the circumstances. I was in the supermarket. Whenever I enter an American supermarket I get the yawns. Not one or two yawns, but nonstop yawns for as long as I walk those lonely aisles of food. I can hardly put shit I don't need into my basket because of the yawning. At the checkout, a yawn came with such girth that I heard my jaw bone shatter. This caused me to yell out: "Jesus Christ!". After this, the checkout guy did not look me in the eye anymore. People in line took a few steps back. But never mind them. Driving home, obviously my mind was on my jaw bone. I had no choice but to make a quick left turn when the light turned green, even if I had to cut off a minivan. (Minivans deserve no respect on the road.) My jaw bone was shattered for god's sake! I had to get home and put some ice on it...or put some whiskey on ice...or something. But did the corrupt callous police officer care about my jaw bone broken by a yawn? No. Not at all. Gave me a ticket. Total abuse of power, folks...