A while back, I suggested SG purchase an island for Suicide Girls to frolic upon. I received no correspondence from the bigwigs at SG/corporate. (What do these guys do all day?) And after further research, it doesn't look like the island thing is going to happen. Apparently, islands are not cheap. I was not aware of the astronomical costs of these things. I mean, unless you want one in the Arctic (without oil reserves), it's going to cost you. So maybe just an SG mansion, like that magazine tycoon who I can't remember the name of. Or maybe a mansion is too pretentious, not quite SG style. Maybe something like a rotting funeral home. I don't know, something.
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