Methinks SG should purchase an island, perhaps in the Pacific though Mediterranean would be best, for the sole purpose of providing Suicide Girls with a place to live freely and frolic. A place where all those tattoos and piercings will be liberated from clothes. A Utopia of sorts. I mean this website is fantastic, but there should be a paradisiacal place where the girls can gather and grow more beautiful in the sun (or rather under the moon). Surely membership dues can cover the cost of the island. If not, who wouldn't donate to this humanitarian cause? O and it wouldn't have to be a large island - just big enough for some bungalows and a tattoo shop, maybe a bar, a spa. Of course the island would be for Suicide Girls only. However, the girls shouldn't have to get their own margaritas or clean up after their frolics and photo sessions, so there would have to be a few cabaa boys on the island. Naturally I would be head cabaa boy. Yes, naturally. Come on now, let's find an island!
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