I missed the show.
My girl stood me up.
Next time I will demand anal.
So instead I went and ate sausage and eggs.
With Sydni and Trevallion.
I sold my first item on eBay.
Metroid Fusion for nine bucks.
Plus shipping.
I must wait four hours.
Then I can go to bed.
Until then -- my sentences will... Read More
Regarding that damn orange: Mike had been feeling shitty for awhile so the bugger signed up at ediets.
Since he would be cooking 3 meals a day (more or less) I get healthy food too.
I have lots of energy now too, but the dishwasher is in use every damn day.
I've been feeling moderately shitty all week. Then today I realized that I've been eating nothing but pastries from work and diner breakfasts. So I went to Safeway after work tonight and bought an orange.
I just finished eating it and the cough I've had for the last 3 days just disappeared. I'm awesome.
known facts at this time in order of importance:
1.you are absolutely hillarious.
2.i am excruciatingly in love with you.
3.asslicking=mmm
4.croutons=mmm
and that is it for now.
You know, the other day, Mike said he wanted a spice rack and here you are!
Homeless kitties make me sad too but the ones at the shelter are very well taken care of, I saw to that personally.
Penis croutons made me gag a little. I'm okay now.
Oh the seminar. It's called "Herbal Healing and Natural Nutrition" and it's being held at All the Best Pet Care in Seattle.
Maybe not your scene...?
I always feel I can learn more about cats so I really want to go.
Anyway, this store is like 2 miles from your coffee house so I'd like to stop by afterwards. It ends at 9:00pm, any chance of your or Kramit working then?
If I have to read even one more fucking garbled "poetic" emo metaphor, I think I might just puke. Cripes, wouldn't it be easier just to to raise your hand and say "Hey! I'm trying too hard! Need me, please...."
"The chambers of my soul clamor for your embrace. Without you, I am but a shadow without a person to... Read More
If I have to read even one more fucking garbled "poetic" emo metaphor, I think I might just puke. Cripes, wouldn't it be easier just to to raise your hand and say "Hey! I'm trying too hard! Need me, please...."
"The chambers of my soul clamor for your embrace. Without you, I am but a shadow without a person to... Read More
[Edited on May 05, 2005 4:49PM]