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*** 267 days remain ***
Tomorrow, I'm going to go to the bank and see if they will consolidate my debts for me. Most of my interest rates are already pretty low, but maybe they'll be able to cut me a break. We'll see. It would be nice to have one big bill to pay each month instead of three medium-large ones.
Also my dear...
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Tomorrow, I'm going to go to the bank and see if they will consolidate my debts for me. Most of my interest rates are already pretty low, but maybe they'll be able to cut me a break. We'll see. It would be nice to have one big bill to pay each month instead of three medium-large ones.
Also my dear...
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freckle:
you two look like siblings
kobi:
Not even one of them? Oh there so tasty there my hang over cure, the Orange one and the lemonaid. I should meet your friend 
*** 268 days remain ***
kramit1212 and I are gossip fiends.
He had a good tidbit for me, about me yesterday
It's potentially good news
Very good news
You know what fetches much dollars on eBay?
Dreamcast games
People are bidding like crazy for my copy of Street Fighter Alpha 3
Don't get me wrong -- it's a great game
But the collector mentality has...
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kramit1212 and I are gossip fiends.
He had a good tidbit for me, about me yesterday
It's potentially good news
Very good news
You know what fetches much dollars on eBay?
Dreamcast games
People are bidding like crazy for my copy of Street Fighter Alpha 3
Don't get me wrong -- it's a great game
But the collector mentality has...
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strongmad:
My day sucked.
I hate you.
You are right about the parking fuckers.
I hate you.
You are right about the parking fuckers.
luminaire:
Hah, weird. I got hired there too.
Why did he get fired? And how did he hear about Amaze?
Why did he get fired? And how did he hear about Amaze?
*** 270 DAYS REMAIN ***
I'm in good spirits.
Even though at this point, 270 days is seeming a mite optimistic.
Today, I was talking to my girl.
I told her about how my old roommate died.
She burst out laughing.
While she was laughing, she told me about how she didn't call her mother on Mother's day -- not because she forgot, but because...
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I'm in good spirits.
Even though at this point, 270 days is seeming a mite optimistic.
Today, I was talking to my girl.
I told her about how my old roommate died.
She burst out laughing.
While she was laughing, she told me about how she didn't call her mother on Mother's day -- not because she forgot, but because...
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lankakitten:
There are 2 free roaming rooms which would melt your heart.
The kitties in there are all super friendly and playful. I could stick you in those rooms and all you'd need to do is give them fresh food and water and then play.
My first day there it took me an hour each because I was distracted by the kitty love. That time is about average.
The kitties in there are all super friendly and playful. I could stick you in those rooms and all you'd need to do is give them fresh food and water and then play.
My first day there it took me an hour each because I was distracted by the kitty love. That time is about average.
strongmad:
Yeah, but would you visit my ass injury website?
*** 272 days remain ***
Little song in an elevator....
That's where you got your start.
The man said, "Kid, here's one I think you'll enjoy."
A couple hundred thousand later,
A couple dozen broken hearts,
One big new sound --
Heatseeker Boy.
With a suit made by Versace
Head of chihuahua fur,
I had a hunch you were the real McCoy
Coca-Cola and Hitachi...
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Little song in an elevator....
That's where you got your start.
The man said, "Kid, here's one I think you'll enjoy."
A couple hundred thousand later,
A couple dozen broken hearts,
One big new sound --
Heatseeker Boy.
With a suit made by Versace
Head of chihuahua fur,
I had a hunch you were the real McCoy
Coca-Cola and Hitachi...
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kramit1212:
Yah, you shoulda come. It was fun and bluetrust wouldn't let me pay for my dinner.
I get a sick sense of pleasure hearing you talk shit about your roommate. It is so very wrong but you make being evil funny. I think you lied about worshiping Satan. I think you are Satan.
All hail the Prince of Farbage! err....... Darkness!!
I get a sick sense of pleasure hearing you talk shit about your roommate. It is so very wrong but you make being evil funny. I think you lied about worshiping Satan. I think you are Satan.
All hail the Prince of Farbage! err....... Darkness!!
rowan:
I shall be getting ready for prom in a couple of hours. 
I do wish you were here, though. Prom will be ever so much less goofy without you here...
Missing your endless trivia...
♥
xoxo
~Ro
I do wish you were here, though. Prom will be ever so much less goofy without you here...
Missing your endless trivia...
♥
xoxo
~Ro
*** 274 days remain ***
Are you ready?
This is the most amazing story ever told.
I am blessed among men.
Why, you ask?
I meet the biggest retards ever.
And they do give me the stories to tell.
Today, I might have met their queen.
I am a supervisor.
At a coffeeshop.
A badass coffeeshop.
We would kill babies if we thought it would...
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Are you ready?
This is the most amazing story ever told.
I am blessed among men.
Why, you ask?
I meet the biggest retards ever.
And they do give me the stories to tell.
Today, I might have met their queen.
I am a supervisor.
At a coffeeshop.
A badass coffeeshop.
We would kill babies if we thought it would...
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kramit1212:
Cunt splatter. You should always carry a hammer for your balls. Oh and a towel might be a good idea too cuz I'm betting she throws a vial of holy water at you next time she sees you. I think I have a copy of Playboy College Girls buried in my closet some where. You should see if she's in there.
By the way, I called him a trendy jackass because I'm envious. I tried to start a conversation with this girl twice and she blew me off. Then I got to watch her watch him jealously as other women flirt with him. And then she starts a conversation with him. I really enjoyed being the third wheel at dinner and then watching her get back into his car instead of letting me walk her to hers. The icing on the cake is today he says, "I'm really not that into her, you should go for it." mmmmmmmmmmm sloppy seconds.
And don't tell me you can't relate. Oh, wait, you can't relate cuz you've got a fucking Persain Princess.
I don't hate you. Or him. I'm simply supremely jealous.
I'll be alright. My mom says I'm handsome.
By the way, I called him a trendy jackass because I'm envious. I tried to start a conversation with this girl twice and she blew me off. Then I got to watch her watch him jealously as other women flirt with him. And then she starts a conversation with him. I really enjoyed being the third wheel at dinner and then watching her get back into his car instead of letting me walk her to hers. The icing on the cake is today he says, "I'm really not that into her, you should go for it." mmmmmmmmmmm sloppy seconds.
And don't tell me you can't relate. Oh, wait, you can't relate cuz you've got a fucking Persain Princess.
I don't hate you. Or him. I'm simply supremely jealous.
I'll be alright. My mom says I'm handsome.
doll_:
i cant tell you how hard that just made me laugh.
*** 274 days remain ***
Are you ready?
This is the most amazing story ever told.
I am blessed among men.
Why, you ask?
I meet the biggest retards ever.
And they do give me the stories to tell.
Today, I might have met their queen.
I am a supervisor.
At a coffeeshop.
A badass coffeeshop.
We would kill babies if we thought it would...
Read More
Are you ready?
This is the most amazing story ever told.
I am blessed among men.
Why, you ask?
I meet the biggest retards ever.
And they do give me the stories to tell.
Today, I might have met their queen.
I am a supervisor.
At a coffeeshop.
A badass coffeeshop.
We would kill babies if we thought it would...
Read More
*** 275 DAYS REMAIN ***
Most of you reading this probably know me as that guy who somehow manages to be charming despite having intentionally horrific table manners and unintentionally mixing up racial slurs with nicknames for sex acts. And of course let's not forget my role as the fucking flak-magnet for having dirty, dirty, dirty sex with a girl who turned out to...
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Most of you reading this probably know me as that guy who somehow manages to be charming despite having intentionally horrific table manners and unintentionally mixing up racial slurs with nicknames for sex acts. And of course let's not forget my role as the fucking flak-magnet for having dirty, dirty, dirty sex with a girl who turned out to...
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strongmad:
Hey guitard, check your e-mail.
rainwolfkin:
i would probably hate ohio if i went back there for any extended period. hell, for any period at all. my homesickness for ohio is probably just some cover-up for my distaste of london and feeling like i've been in one place for too long.
and i've been reading a lot about 'sacred geography' lately. i dont feel connected to the landscape here. french landscape is another matter. maybe i'll move there.
i agree with MedusaQ, you should be a writer. i'd read it too. you make me piss my pants with laughter.
and i've been reading a lot about 'sacred geography' lately. i dont feel connected to the landscape here. french landscape is another matter. maybe i'll move there.
i agree with MedusaQ, you should be a writer. i'd read it too. you make me piss my pants with laughter.
*** 278 DAYS REMAIN ***
I just went testimonial crazy!
Didn't get you?
I will tomorrow!
Just you wait!
PS: My weiner is ginormous and I had a fish sandwich from Kidd Valley! Spin Kick to your FACE!
I just went testimonial crazy!
Didn't get you?
I will tomorrow!
Just you wait!
PS: My weiner is ginormous and I had a fish sandwich from Kidd Valley! Spin Kick to your FACE!
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strongmad:
See? Even LankaKitten knows your wiener is microscopic.
As for the contest, it was not in your journal, but you definitely get creativity points.
As for the contest, it was not in your journal, but you definitely get creativity points.
desdenova:
She cheated me out of 600 dollars that I could really use. I would have much rather had her fart on my arm,or even my neck , for that matter.
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lanya:
you stood me up.
lankakitten:
No way! You are so fucking cool, I always knew it.
On a somewhat related note, I'm completely in love with Vespas. I want a red one. I'd put a black cat sticker over the gas door/cover thing.
I super happy for you. You can test drive it across the 520.
What a rockstar.
On a somewhat related note, I'm completely in love with Vespas. I want a red one. I'd put a black cat sticker over the gas door/cover thing.
I super happy for you. You can test drive it across the 520.
What a rockstar.