cosyne

I've found that, even though I spend a good portion of each day dropping off resumes, I still have a plethora of free time. And since I'm now virtually penniless, I have to be creative in finding tasks to keep myself occupied. So today I did the following:

cleaned my apartment (not creative)
made an origami fox mask (somewhat creative)
shaved my chest (more retarded...
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Ick.

In an ill-advised bout of ass-kising, I essentially begged my manager for my job back. I always feel kind of dirty having to suck up to anyone -- but it's especially difficult when it's someone you LOATHE. Yuck.

The funny thing is that I ilve in the UDistrict, but this place I (used to) work at is in beautiful, square, republican Redmond. Yeah, I've...
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So Let's start with something positive.

I got FIRED yesterday. OH wait, that actually sucks. But the good news is that now I get FREE MONEY from the government -- hopefully. I'm not a deadbeat, I swear -- I actually hate sitting around. I spent most of yesterday looking for jobs.

Well by "looking for jobs", I mean "drinking". And by "most of yesterday", I...
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