*** 515 DAYS REMAIN ***
Listen to this:
I'm selling my car. Right now, it costs me $50 a month just to let it sit in my garage.
Tomorrow, I will buy a coffee grinder for $20 and start making my own coffee at home instead of buying each day it at the cafe across the street. I get virtually unlimited coffee beans from work...
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Listen to this:
I'm selling my car. Right now, it costs me $50 a month just to let it sit in my garage.
Tomorrow, I will buy a coffee grinder for $20 and start making my own coffee at home instead of buying each day it at the cafe across the street. I get virtually unlimited coffee beans from work...
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*** 516 DAYS STILL REMAIN ***
Isn't it odd how holidays can be even more breakneck than the daily grind? New Year's Eve found this gentleman bouncing around from place to place like a Tourette's-laden mongoose. With a jetpack.
Went to Charlie's. Had a Reuben. Good flavor overall, but the corned beef wasn't quite as lean as I like and while I prefer my sauerkraut...
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Isn't it odd how holidays can be even more breakneck than the daily grind? New Year's Eve found this gentleman bouncing around from place to place like a Tourette's-laden mongoose. With a jetpack.
Went to Charlie's. Had a Reuben. Good flavor overall, but the corned beef wasn't quite as lean as I like and while I prefer my sauerkraut...
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britney:
hehehe, food babies 
The spot I was heading to on new years closed before 1:00 even rolled around!.... (pussies)......
Wish I could have been there for the spankings.... but alas, I was here....... Boo
The spot I was heading to on new years closed before 1:00 even rolled around!.... (pussies)......
Wish I could have been there for the spankings.... but alas, I was here....... Boo
aperfectsonnet:
I am so lame.
And yes, Michael Ian Black is way hot. He inspires me to masturbate pretty often.
Did you know that he was one of the possibilities for Craig Kilborn's replacement-and they chose someone else?
That made me yell ANGRY THINGS!
I napped today. I am proud of me. My brain might start to function properly again soon. Hope!
And yes, Michael Ian Black is way hot. He inspires me to masturbate pretty often.
Did you know that he was one of the possibilities for Craig Kilborn's replacement-and they chose someone else?
That made me yell ANGRY THINGS!
I napped today. I am proud of me. My brain might start to function properly again soon. Hope!
*** 516 DAYS REMAIN ***
Ok, you guys are goobers. I'll explain this one:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
ARBITRARY DEGREE = NTH
MACHINE GUN = UZI
MIXED UP SAM = ASM
NTH UZI ASM
Enthusiasm
Ready for another one, then?
Simple and topical to boot...
PHONY SUFFERING
There's substance coming soon...someday.
Ok, you guys are goobers. I'll explain this one:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
ARBITRARY DEGREE = NTH
MACHINE GUN = UZI
MIXED UP SAM = ASM
NTH UZI ASM
Enthusiasm
Ready for another one, then?
Simple and topical to boot...
PHONY SUFFERING
There's substance coming soon...someday.
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luminaire:
Owned. 
britney:
.......... 
Phony suffering = A ply for attention
When you say simple, do you mean simple as in hard, or simple as in impossible?
Phony suffering = A ply for attention
When you say simple, do you mean simple as in hard, or simple as in impossible?
*** 519 DAYS REMAIN ***
The early bird gets the worm:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
The early bird gets the worm:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
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mrdeity:
Thanks for the holiday wishes and I am here until Jan 4. 
aperfectsonnet:
I don't think anyone's gonna get the puzzle.
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ABBREVIATED EAGLES' HOTEL BACKWARDS CELEBRITY
ABBREVIATED EAGLES' HOTEL BACKWARDS CELEBRITY
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britney:
he's a genious...............
calvins snowmen inspire me
calvins snowmen inspire me
imfrickincold:
i miss you cosyne. and i have a funny link for you, you should read it.... http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
true confessions of a porn store clerk, but much of it relates to anyone hwo's had to deal in customer service or retail... lotsa love fo muh homie.
true confessions of a porn store clerk, but much of it relates to anyone hwo's had to deal in customer service or retail... lotsa love fo muh homie.
So here's the explanation for the last puzzle:
BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
BOOB = TIT
AUTO FRAME = CHASSIS
TIT INSIDE AUTO FRAME
CHAS TIT SIS (place tit inside the word CHASSIS)
CHASTITY
I really wish I had more going on in my life so that I wouldn't have to come up with these things.
Who is the funniset man on earth. It's not Dave...
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BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
BOOB = TIT
AUTO FRAME = CHASSIS
TIT INSIDE AUTO FRAME
CHAS TIT SIS (place tit inside the word CHASSIS)
CHASTITY
I really wish I had more going on in my life so that I wouldn't have to come up with these things.
Who is the funniset man on earth. It's not Dave...
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cosyne:
A WINNER IS BAKA_AMERIKANJIN!!!!
luminaire:
Perhaps I'm the only one that got it as well.
We'll wait and see.
We'll wait and see.
*** 523 DAYS REMAIN ***
Here's a hard one -- for 7 points:
BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
Here's a hard one -- for 7 points:
BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
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freckle:
i love tripe!!!
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aperfectsonnet:
It's totally chastity. And I know that because I'm smart. Don't argue.
I don't want them to get harder!
I don't want them to get harder!
Holy crap...it's early...and I'm getting up -- not going to bed like usual. I suppose that the only downside to firing snotface poopinhale is that SOMEONE has to cover all those extra shifts.
Happy Merry Christmas Eve!
For you, becuase I am having much the love:
*
EXTINCT BIRD FOOT DIGIT X OR Y MISCALCULATE ACTOR MCKELLAN
*
It's worth 5 points and two dead...
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Happy Merry Christmas Eve!
For you, becuase I am having much the love:
*
EXTINCT BIRD FOOT DIGIT X OR Y MISCALCULATE ACTOR MCKELLAN
*
It's worth 5 points and two dead...
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aperfectsonnet:
You have 2 new testimonials. Did you even notice that?
luminaire:
I bought Metroid Prime 2 instead.
I thought about Mario Tennis though.
I thought about Mario Tennis though.
I've noticed that I don't get much sympathy when I complain about having to wake up at noon instead of at 3 PM.
Here it is:
AUTOMOBILE WRONGDOING SURPRISE INTERJECTION TANQUERAY
Yay! Get some freakin' holiday cheer people!!!!
*** 526 DAYS REMAIN ***
Here it is:
AUTOMOBILE WRONGDOING SURPRISE INTERJECTION TANQUERAY
Yay! Get some freakin' holiday cheer people!!!!
*** 526 DAYS REMAIN ***
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aperfectsonnet:
It is sexy. More people need to learn that.
They should also learn not to cancel on lonely people. Especially not this close to Christmukkah.
The rudeness is mindblowing.
Anyhow, I'm a big girl. I'll live.
They should also learn not to cancel on lonely people. Especially not this close to Christmukkah.
The rudeness is mindblowing.
Anyhow, I'm a big girl. I'll live.
imfrickincold:
may be sooner than we thought ill let you know when im coming back through, im trying to get like 12 hours or some such...but we'll see....
ill let you know when im coming back through, im trying to get like 12 hours or some such...but we'll see....Yesterday, I interviewed this dude for a position at work. I enjoyed pointing out to him all of the spelling and capitalization mistakes on his resume. Am I truly evil? Or maybe just a demi-asshole?
Here's your noggin-food, you vultures:
GROWN BOY ZIM'S ENEMY TAURUS
First person to post the answer gets two points and their pubes burnt off with a rusty lettuce!
Here's your noggin-food, you vultures:
GROWN BOY ZIM'S ENEMY TAURUS
First person to post the answer gets two points and their pubes burnt off with a rusty lettuce!
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ryan:
how are you going to stop biting your nails?? did you get some bitter stuff to put on them or are you going to replace the habit with something else. i'm curious to your plan!
and the debt free thing... filing BK or what? i did years ago. best thing i did. although now i'm in again (i got a car that i make payments on) and a few minor credit cards (combined under 1K) but the student loans are still there and increasing more and more...
*sigh*
i wish the debt was in something like a cute little two bedroom house with hardwood floors and a fenced back yard. that would be nice.
and the debt free thing... filing BK or what? i did years ago. best thing i did. although now i'm in again (i got a car that i make payments on) and a few minor credit cards (combined under 1K) but the student loans are still there and increasing more and more...
*sigh*
i wish the debt was in something like a cute little two bedroom house with hardwood floors and a fenced back yard. that would be nice.
rice:
I lost your supply of caffeine to someone who wanted to get rid of that damn sheep! 
What kind of shitty grinder are you getting for $20? Or do you just burr grinders for less than wholesale thru work? (Don't tell me that you actually have a plan that involves purchasing a blade grinder! For shame!)