cosyne

I had a date last night
With a girl I met online
I ordered all you can eat-fish and chips
Anyway, the date was not going well
She was ugly and WAY stupid
So finally I said, "Look I really don't think we're connecting here. I'm going to order some more fish, but you should probably just go."
She left
I was mean to her so that YOU could smile
After she left, I turned to the girl at the table next to me and asked her out
She has a boyfriend
But that's OK because the University of Washington Medical Center just gave me $4000
And my penis is like 5 Pepsi Cans
Blue and Metallic
And 5 of them