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Thursday Jul 14, 2005

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I just needed a break

I've been busy, to be sure
I've done some heavy soul-searching and made some necessary changes in my life
But here's what you really want to hear....
I found a bottle of laxative pills at Bartell's
They look like Vitamin E capsules
Specifically, they look like my roommate's vitamin E capsules
She is going to have so much diarrhea
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fallfromgrace:
your pun was funny, but then I started thinking about it, and I was all like, "wait, doesn't he know that those are used for woodworking?" and then I was like, "oh no, maybe I don't know leatherworking all that well" but I was totally like, "man, I'm pretty sure awls are used to work wood". Then I laughed because "work wood" could be a euphemism for masturbation.
Jul 14, 2005
rainwolfkin:
hmm, you, dapper?

i hope that you have had some success in the soul-searching department. it's an important thing to get around to doing every now and then.
Jul 14, 2005

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