Wednesday Apr 27, 2005

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*** 289 DAYS REMAIN ***

I've been feeling moderately shitty all week. Then today I realized that I've been eating nothing but pastries from work and diner breakfasts. So I went to Safeway after work tonight and bought an orange.

I just finished eating it and the cough I've had for the last 3 days just disappeared. I'm awesome.

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doll_:
known facts at this time in order of importance:
1.you are absolutely hillarious.
2.i am excruciatingly in love with you.
3.asslicking=mmm
4.croutons=mmm
and that is it for now.
medusaq:
wow. i think i'll try to find me an orange, stat.

you're so sexy.

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