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I'm not ready to take down that picture yet because it really is THAT awesome. Gosh, I certainly do enjoy putting random objects in my mouth. Oh, and to the bellend that left the cactus sitting around: not funny.
Friday night, I finally saw Sin City with some pals, including kramit1212. My my my....that movie is AWESOME. I'd never read the comics, and frankly had never even heard of Frank Miller. But now I'm itchin' to see the books this film is based on.
Last night I moved some stuff around in my room. Now my sheets are all dusty and they make me cough. Solution: Buy new sheets and put the old ones in a New Mexico landfill. TRIVIA: Name the video game that has millions of copies in a New Mexico landfill.
At my store, we will charge you 25 cents to use your credit card if your transaction total is under five dollars. Today this guy came in and ordered an Italian Soda and gave me his card I told him about the 25 cent charge -- so he ordered a cookie and a -- don't laugh - a- "Wayne Figgy Newton" bar -- just to bring the total to over five dollars so he wouldn't have to pay the 25 cent charge. Anyway, because he was a dumbass, he didn't bus his own table -- so I did. He had taken one bite of the cookie and hadn't touched the Figgy bar.
Isn't it srange that we're wired this way?
Thursday, I'm going to see Miss Saigon with my Persian princess. I will try not to cry and look like a sissy, but then again, I cried while playing MGS2 when Emma died]. Heck I even cried during Billy Madison (fabrication).
In the meantime, I will try to purge that horrible, horrible picture of me with 2 cold chicken quesadiLLas hanging from my gaping maw from my mind. Let's hope you can do the same.
Who wants hash browns tomorrow night?
I'm not ready to take down that picture yet because it really is THAT awesome. Gosh, I certainly do enjoy putting random objects in my mouth. Oh, and to the bellend that left the cactus sitting around: not funny.
Friday night, I finally saw Sin City with some pals, including kramit1212. My my my....that movie is AWESOME. I'd never read the comics, and frankly had never even heard of Frank Miller. But now I'm itchin' to see the books this film is based on.
Last night I moved some stuff around in my room. Now my sheets are all dusty and they make me cough. Solution: Buy new sheets and put the old ones in a New Mexico landfill. TRIVIA: Name the video game that has millions of copies in a New Mexico landfill.
At my store, we will charge you 25 cents to use your credit card if your transaction total is under five dollars. Today this guy came in and ordered an Italian Soda and gave me his card I told him about the 25 cent charge -- so he ordered a cookie and a -- don't laugh - a- "Wayne Figgy Newton" bar -- just to bring the total to over five dollars so he wouldn't have to pay the 25 cent charge. Anyway, because he was a dumbass, he didn't bus his own table -- so I did. He had taken one bite of the cookie and hadn't touched the Figgy bar.
Isn't it srange that we're wired this way?
Thursday, I'm going to see Miss Saigon with my Persian princess. I will try not to cry and look like a sissy, but then again, I cried while playing MGS2 when Emma died]. Heck I even cried during Billy Madison (fabrication).
In the meantime, I will try to purge that horrible, horrible picture of me with 2 cold chicken quesadiLLas hanging from my gaping maw from my mind. Let's hope you can do the same.
Who wants hash browns tomorrow night?
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Homeless kitties make me sad too but the ones at the shelter are very well taken care of, I saw to that personally.
Penis croutons made me gag a little. I'm okay now.
xoxo
~Ro