*** 307 DAYS REMAIN ***
Mercy, I've become a lazy SGer! Nine days?! Eeeeshhh!
So....the video games thing....well....all was going well for about 2 weeks, but as long as these things are in my house, I'm gonna play 'em. So a few days ago, I caved and pulled an all night session and subsequently slept like cat crap.
Lesson Learned: Trying to beat Final Fantasy Tactics with nothing but Calculators will completely rob you of the potential for any coherent thoughts the next day. Pour example (that's French, by the way -- it means "for example", you fucking miscreants):
Boss: cosyne, will you be sure to change that lightbulb today?
cosyne: Gak gak! Gribble Gonk! Octagon Rod boob speed point at level 35.
Boss: I see. You get a raise.
(None of that happened -- except the first sentence -- the good news? I STILL haven't changed that lightbulb)
A few nights ago, I went to Beth's cafe and heard the following line spoken to one of the cooks there:
"Hey, Joe brought your cock ring back."
I ate 4 plates of hashbrowns that night and our waitress had some SERIOUS razor burn on her stomach.
Then last night, I went to the Hurricane and ate 4 and 1/2 plates of hashbrowns, beating my record by half a plate (that's called "subtraction", kids. Google it or something)
Lesson Learned: Don't hang around my butt about 1 hour after I go to Beth's or the Hurricane.
I shaved my head.
Does anyone want any video games? Cripes!
I think it's time to change my favorite girls.
Mercy, I've become a lazy SGer! Nine days?! Eeeeshhh!
So....the video games thing....well....all was going well for about 2 weeks, but as long as these things are in my house, I'm gonna play 'em. So a few days ago, I caved and pulled an all night session and subsequently slept like cat crap.
Lesson Learned: Trying to beat Final Fantasy Tactics with nothing but Calculators will completely rob you of the potential for any coherent thoughts the next day. Pour example (that's French, by the way -- it means "for example", you fucking miscreants):
Boss: cosyne, will you be sure to change that lightbulb today?
cosyne: Gak gak! Gribble Gonk! Octagon Rod boob speed point at level 35.
Boss: I see. You get a raise.
(None of that happened -- except the first sentence -- the good news? I STILL haven't changed that lightbulb)
A few nights ago, I went to Beth's cafe and heard the following line spoken to one of the cooks there:
"Hey, Joe brought your cock ring back."
I ate 4 plates of hashbrowns that night and our waitress had some SERIOUS razor burn on her stomach.
Then last night, I went to the Hurricane and ate 4 and 1/2 plates of hashbrowns, beating my record by half a plate (that's called "subtraction", kids. Google it or something)
Lesson Learned: Don't hang around my butt about 1 hour after I go to Beth's or the Hurricane.
I shaved my head.
Does anyone want any video games? Cripes!
I think it's time to change my favorite girls.
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Don't beat yourself up over the relapse. You could try what I do and justify it by mostly playing multi-player games. Then I can tell myself that it is a social activity. Of course, sometimes competition can be a little too intense. A couple weeks ago I punched two holes in my wall because I was getting my ass handed to me in Halo 2.
Shit man, you can do better than hashbrowns at Beth's. Give me a call, I'll take you to dicks or something.