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South Paris, Maine

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Monday Feb 21, 2005

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*** 354 DAYS REMAIN ***

I think that today might have been the worst shootdown I've ever suffered. There's nothing worse than asking a girl out for a drink, only to hear:

Actually, I have a crush on your co-worker.

I mean honesty is great and all, but damn....that sucked. It was kind of like Shakespeare because I actually made an aside, saying:

Well.....that certainly couldn't have gone any worse.

Then in an odd attempt to placate me, she inadvertently landed the KO punch:

We can hang out sometime as friends....?

Will everyone please say mean petty things about this girl, a total stranger to all of you, just so I'll feel better? Thanks.
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fallfromgrace:
She was a no good meanie face.

I'm not a mean person by nature. Actually I am, just not on command. I keep those demons locked away from my friends and all but my worthiest of foes.

FF3 is great. The best part is the hit % calulator is broken, so worrying about increasing hit chance is moot. Magic hit chance though works.

Throw a phoenix down at the ghost train.
Feb 21, 2005
luminaire:
Dude, you're trying for 100%, and as little experience as possible?

No wonder you can't get a date. wink
Feb 21, 2005

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