cosyne

*** 476 DAYS REMAIN ***

For those of you just joining us. yes, I am actually a serial killer.

I will now take this opportunity to talk about some of my favorite products.

First off, there is that which gives me confidence to face the world each day. Of course I'm talking about:



Not only does it come in original, Pure Sport, and Arctic Blastard scents (or something like that). And this stuff LASTS too. You could run a marathon and still smell like Old Spice. I love it. I once dated a girl who wore this stuff. It left me confused about my sexuality for several months.

Then of course there's this stuff:

Who needs dental insurance when you can kill thousands of germs in your mouth in just thirty seconds?

And my recent favorite:

These socks are incredible! They pull all moisture away from your feet, so your feet are always dry! I'm serious! try showering while wearing a pair. And talk about odor-fighting action. I wore a pair of Ultimax Ironman Triathalon socks for 3 days once. And guess what? They smelled BRAND SPANKING NEW -- after 3 DAYS! Unbelievable. They hug your feet too and will jerk you off if you buy them a drink. In short folks, these are probably the best socks ever made.