cosyne

*** 485 DAYS REMAIN ***

We have this one obnoxious customer who comes into the store -- always he orders a double espresso -- and always he feels the need to make an utterly tasteless joke about whatever current events are in the news. Two days after the tsunami in Indonesia, this guy was ON IT. "I'm so happy about the tsunami because it wasn't our fault!" The worst part is that he doesn't even make them nervously, looking around for approval. Rather, he tells each joke as if the entire store was his audience. Tonight he started right in with the elections in Iraq. He didn't even get to the punchline before

I
fucking
exploded

I told him that if he ever made another joke while inside the store that he would be banned...and that if he ever came in after that that I would call the police. I was positively shaking afterwards, so after work, I went to get a Dick's Deluxe (which tasted rubbery), and a Dick's Special (which tasted good).

That's about as exciting as my life gets. Short of talking with my new co-worker about which customers we'd like to bone, I'm pretty darn bored at work. Sure this isn't anything new, but.....see? I don't even have an end to that last sentence. anything new, but.........nope. Nothing.