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cosyne

South Paris, Maine

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*** 504 DAYS REMAIN ***

The boat show, the boat show,
The big Seattle boat show.......Dammit!! Stupid catchy commercial song...ARRRGGHHH!


NOBLE GAS CONTAINS IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE

SCRAMBLED GOD SURROUNDS MAN IN REVERSE

NOBLE GAS = NEON
MILKY GEMSOTNE = OPAL
IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE = APOL
GOD = DEITY
SCRAMBLED GOD = DYITE
MAN IN REVERSE = NAM

N APOL EON DY NAM ITE

Now don't you wish you hadn't eaten all those lentils so that you could've pulled yourself away from the throne long enough to play?

Here's a completely hypothetical question:

If you were a shy girl just starting out a job at, say, a coffee shop -- how would you feel if a customer said to you:

"Well, maybe your back wouldn't hurt so much if you tried being on top for once..."

Charm. and baldness. This guy has it all. That is, he would have it all if he existed....but of course he doesn't because the whole scenario is completely made up, of course. But yeah....yucky.
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
luminaire:
I hate you.
Jan 15, 2005
waldo_____:
"proabably"? biggrin biggrin
Jan 15, 2005

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