*** 507 DAYS REMAIN ***
People are so awful to each other. The other day, I was walking home from work and this guy on the corner (45th and the Ave -- big surprise) accosted me and was like, "Excuse me sir, are you a Christian?" I said no and kept walking. Then he screamed after me "Then you're going to hell! That's it!" I turned around and screamed back "I don't think that's how it works!" Granted, that guy was homeless , and probably crazy. But -- I don't know -- it just seems that lately, everywhere I turn people are treating each other with a complete lack of respect -- and it's starting to get sad.
Two guys on the bus, probably in their early twenties, were recounting tales of the various " 'hos they'd fucked" -- talking loud enough so that everyone on the bus could clearly hear what they were talking about.
One recent evening, two people whose company I generally enjoy started beating the living shit out of each other.
A customer started screaming obscnities at me because I charged him for rice milk in his macchiatio.
At the bus stop, a man threw a lit cigarette at a woman -- a total stranger! She didn't get burned, but she easily could have been.
I wrote a nasty e-mail to someone who had pissed me off and said some things I probably shouldn't have said.
Maybe it's time for a change.
But on a somewhat lighter note, I don't think anyone is going to figure this one out, so here it is:
DIVIDE INTO TWO DETERIORATE JUMBLED ENGLISH TOFFEE AND OTHERS
DIVIDE INTO TWO = HALVE
DETERIORATE = ATROPHY
ENGLISH TOFFEE = HEATH
AND OTHERS = ETC (et cetera, it's Latin duh)
JUMBLED ENGLISH TOFFEE AND OTHERS
JUMBLED HEATH ETC
JUMBLED HEATHETC
THE CHEAT
"Have a trophy, the cheat!!!"
Here's a coupla new ones -- if you can figure one out, you'll probably be able to guess the other one. By the way, I've heard rumors that I may actually be a nerd.
NOBLE GAS CONTAINS IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE
SCRAMBLED GOD SURROUNDS MAN IN REVERSE
People are so awful to each other. The other day, I was walking home from work and this guy on the corner (45th and the Ave -- big surprise) accosted me and was like, "Excuse me sir, are you a Christian?" I said no and kept walking. Then he screamed after me "Then you're going to hell! That's it!" I turned around and screamed back "I don't think that's how it works!" Granted, that guy was homeless , and probably crazy. But -- I don't know -- it just seems that lately, everywhere I turn people are treating each other with a complete lack of respect -- and it's starting to get sad.
Two guys on the bus, probably in their early twenties, were recounting tales of the various " 'hos they'd fucked" -- talking loud enough so that everyone on the bus could clearly hear what they were talking about.
One recent evening, two people whose company I generally enjoy started beating the living shit out of each other.
A customer started screaming obscnities at me because I charged him for rice milk in his macchiatio.
At the bus stop, a man threw a lit cigarette at a woman -- a total stranger! She didn't get burned, but she easily could have been.
I wrote a nasty e-mail to someone who had pissed me off and said some things I probably shouldn't have said.
Maybe it's time for a change.
But on a somewhat lighter note, I don't think anyone is going to figure this one out, so here it is:
DIVIDE INTO TWO DETERIORATE JUMBLED ENGLISH TOFFEE AND OTHERS
DIVIDE INTO TWO = HALVE
DETERIORATE = ATROPHY
ENGLISH TOFFEE = HEATH
AND OTHERS = ETC (et cetera, it's Latin duh)
JUMBLED ENGLISH TOFFEE AND OTHERS
JUMBLED HEATH ETC
JUMBLED HEATHETC
THE CHEAT
"Have a trophy, the cheat!!!"
Here's a coupla new ones -- if you can figure one out, you'll probably be able to guess the other one. By the way, I've heard rumors that I may actually be a nerd.
NOBLE GAS CONTAINS IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE
SCRAMBLED GOD SURROUNDS MAN IN REVERSE
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the crazy guy on 45th and Ave. yelled the samething at me, I didn't bother to respond seeing as how he's crazy and all. Have you seen him and the crazy guy with a top hat and bubbles debate yet, its funny (cause their both crazy heh heh)