Why do I love my job? Because it's the only place on earth where you can overhear conversations like this:
DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, moron barista: Hey, guess what!
RANDOM PERSON, hapless: What now, Dippy?
DM: Until 3 days ago, I didn't know what a sequin was!
RP: (head explodes.)
In addition, it's the only place you can witness the charming MrDeity drink an entire quart of hot cocoa in less than twenty minutes. Astounding!
DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, moron barista: Hey, guess what!
RANDOM PERSON, hapless: What now, Dippy?
DM: Until 3 days ago, I didn't know what a sequin was!
RP: (head explodes.)
In addition, it's the only place you can witness the charming MrDeity drink an entire quart of hot cocoa in less than twenty minutes. Astounding!
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it_thing_hard_on:
Turns out they didn't need the paperwork after all. All the information they needed I gave them over the phone in my initial phone call. So by the time I was angry enough to call them and bitch them out it had already been taken care of.
baka_amerikanjin:
You should feed him the purple berries. I hear they taste like burning.