So after a six week hiatus, my boss that it would be safe to pair me up once again with my asinine co-worker that some of you may remember hearing about.
It wasn't safe.
Will someone please come in tomorrow night and do the following:
a) order a drink
b) take a sip
c) throw it in his face while saying, "This tastes like shit, you stupid ninny!"
d) give me a hug (he hates it when people hug in front of him)
e) throw another drink in his face and say, "What -- you want a hug too, pissgargler?"
f) transform into a robot/car and drive me to Dick's for a Dick's Deluxe
Any takers?
It wasn't safe.
Will someone please come in tomorrow night and do the following:
a) order a drink
b) take a sip
c) throw it in his face while saying, "This tastes like shit, you stupid ninny!"
d) give me a hug (he hates it when people hug in front of him)
e) throw another drink in his face and say, "What -- you want a hug too, pissgargler?"
f) transform into a robot/car and drive me to Dick's for a Dick's Deluxe
Any takers?
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no, I don't think women in general are hornier than men.
B2. Where was the best cup of coffee you've ever had?
i'm not sure. i don't drink a ton of coffee. beth's cafe is probably where i've had the most amount of coffee in one sitting. and i had to pee a ton after.
B3. Are you gonna make it out for trivia night one of these days?
what/where/when is trivia night? i bet it's in the SGseattle board, eh? i'll check on it. maybe i shall make it up for that. i live a million miles away. but i'm going to seattle this weekend. i mean, tomorrow.
How was your Thanksgiving?
it was good. i went to oregon where fam lives. ate tons of food, bla bla bla. my dog tried to eat my aunt and uncle's dog who is twice her size. and then we put her outside. and then she ate the other dog's food. so we put her in the car. but then we couldn't find her and she wouldn't come when we called because she's deaf, but we found her eating the turkey roaster/pan thing on the back porch. she's such a pig.
how was your thanksgiving?!
xoxo