I'm going to Chop Suey tonight to hear Dead Science. Any takers?
And why THE FUCK is the Stranger reviewing video games now?
I'd also like to take this opportunity to sing the praises of Cashew-Macademia Nut Butter. Yumeroo! And no, I did not just say "yumeroo". You are just imagining things.
And has anyone seen the commercials for the new Garfield movie? Granted, Bill Murray is THE PERFECT Garfield -- but crumbs! The cat looks so....so....freaky! And personally, Martin Short would have been my pick for Jon Arbuckle -- not that dude from Road Trip. I'll still see it opening day, though.
My roommate stole this medium-sized plate from his ex-girlfriend. I have to say -- it's really convenient. I mean, sometimes I want to make a salad or something, but I just feel like a fucking dick taking a big dinner plate to make it and I look like some Atkins' loving faggot if I use a dinky plate. The medium plate is perfect. It's totally microwave safe and it's just so....unassuming. My other plates have a metal rim so I can't microwave 'em and have fucking lilacs all over the edges of them. Lilacs! Geez! But the medium-sized plate just saves me so much grief. I really can't emphasize enough just how much I love this plate. That bitch what's-her-name probably didn't even appreciate it anyway, so fuck her. It's our plate now, bitch! You can use your goddamned serving trays and saucers for your food for all I care! You're not getting it back! Huh, you like that? Well that's what you get for throwing cake! Yeah, chocolate cake! You threw it! I wasn't there, but I heard all about it from Thor. So now you've got yours you cake-throwing hussy! You'll never see your precious, convenient plate again.
Safeway is selling twin packs of Old Spice High Endurance deodorant for like four bucks. so I picked one up and am now using one stick for each arm. I'm advanced.
Finally, I also like to say thanks to everyone in SG Seattle for welcoming me with open arms despite my painfully obtrusive physical deformities and thrid degree halitosis. You are really a cool bunch of folks and hopefully none of you will get syphillis, which incidentally, CAN get through the double doors.
And why THE FUCK is the Stranger reviewing video games now?
I'd also like to take this opportunity to sing the praises of Cashew-Macademia Nut Butter. Yumeroo! And no, I did not just say "yumeroo". You are just imagining things.
And has anyone seen the commercials for the new Garfield movie? Granted, Bill Murray is THE PERFECT Garfield -- but crumbs! The cat looks so....so....freaky! And personally, Martin Short would have been my pick for Jon Arbuckle -- not that dude from Road Trip. I'll still see it opening day, though.
My roommate stole this medium-sized plate from his ex-girlfriend. I have to say -- it's really convenient. I mean, sometimes I want to make a salad or something, but I just feel like a fucking dick taking a big dinner plate to make it and I look like some Atkins' loving faggot if I use a dinky plate. The medium plate is perfect. It's totally microwave safe and it's just so....unassuming. My other plates have a metal rim so I can't microwave 'em and have fucking lilacs all over the edges of them. Lilacs! Geez! But the medium-sized plate just saves me so much grief. I really can't emphasize enough just how much I love this plate. That bitch what's-her-name probably didn't even appreciate it anyway, so fuck her. It's our plate now, bitch! You can use your goddamned serving trays and saucers for your food for all I care! You're not getting it back! Huh, you like that? Well that's what you get for throwing cake! Yeah, chocolate cake! You threw it! I wasn't there, but I heard all about it from Thor. So now you've got yours you cake-throwing hussy! You'll never see your precious, convenient plate again.
Safeway is selling twin packs of Old Spice High Endurance deodorant for like four bucks. so I picked one up and am now using one stick for each arm. I'm advanced.
Finally, I also like to say thanks to everyone in SG Seattle for welcoming me with open arms despite my painfully obtrusive physical deformities and thrid degree halitosis. You are really a cool bunch of folks and hopefully none of you will get syphillis, which incidentally, CAN get through the double doors.
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Wish I could have gone with you to Chop Suey. Hope you're having fun. Later, stud.
Can the double doors get through the double doors??????