OK, so pigeons aside what have I been up to lately? Let's see here....hmm. Oh, that's right -- NOTHING.
While that certainly doesn't make for a very interesting entry, it's the fucking truth. I mean obviously, I've been doing stupid mundane things like looking for jobs and brushing my teeth and what not -- but ultimately, it's been one boring ass week.
I did see "Super Size Me". Holy crap that movie was scary. But, strangely enough, it made me want a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger and giant fries REALLY bad. But instead, I went to Safeway and bought 3 goddamn carrots. Then I ate the carrots. Then a homeless guy called me a Jew because I didn't have any change to give him. Honestly, these homeless folk would do so much better for themselves if they would just install credit card readers into their buttcracks or something. I dunno.
I did apply to this one kind of cool place on 4th and Cherry. Hmm. I need another carrot.
"Douchebag" is a satisfying word.
Later, journal.
While that certainly doesn't make for a very interesting entry, it's the fucking truth. I mean obviously, I've been doing stupid mundane things like looking for jobs and brushing my teeth and what not -- but ultimately, it's been one boring ass week.
I did see "Super Size Me". Holy crap that movie was scary. But, strangely enough, it made me want a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger and giant fries REALLY bad. But instead, I went to Safeway and bought 3 goddamn carrots. Then I ate the carrots. Then a homeless guy called me a Jew because I didn't have any change to give him. Honestly, these homeless folk would do so much better for themselves if they would just install credit card readers into their buttcracks or something. I dunno.
I did apply to this one kind of cool place on 4th and Cherry. Hmm. I need another carrot.
"Douchebag" is a satisfying word.
Later, journal.
imfrickincold:
You seem bitter. Just so you know, the homeless people in your town are soooo much nicer and cleaner than the ones in Anchorage.... Yeah, yours all wear like... j crew and have more money than me. It was warm while I was there, and douchebag is a satisfying word. you were right. good luck on the jobs, yo.
imfrickincold:
if i knew what the u district was i could tell you.... it was downtown, by 12th and somethin. oddly enough i turned right a couple more times and i was in white suburbia paradise..... hmmm... i don't know, and your cab drivers are fuckin nutsos. i swear to god it is not legal on a one way in downton to be in the far right lane and cut accross two other lanes of traffic to go left, yet this happened to me three times in one night. and no one in your town can give directions worth a shit. yeah. that's all. catch ya later.