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Cunt splatter. You should always carry a hammer for your balls. Oh and a towel might be a good idea too cuz I'm betting she throws a vial of holy water at you next time she sees you. I think I have a copy of Playboy College Girls buried in my closet some where. You should see if she's in there.


By the way, I called him a trendy jackass because I'm envious. I tried to start a conversation with this girl twice and she blew me off. Then I got to watch her watch him jealously as other women flirt with him. And then she starts a conversation with him. I really enjoyed being the third wheel at dinner and then watching her get back into his car instead of letting me walk her to hers. The icing on the cake is today he says, "I'm really not that into her, you should go for it." mmmmmmmmmmm sloppy seconds.

And don't tell me you can't relate. Oh, wait, you can't relate cuz you've got a fucking Persain Princess.

I don't hate you. Or him. I'm simply supremely jealous.

I'll be alright. My mom says I'm handsome.

i cant tell you how hard that just made me laugh.

Hey guitard, check your e-mail.

i would probably hate ohio if i went back there for any extended period. hell, for any period at all. my homesickness for ohio is probably just some cover-up for my distaste of london and feeling like i've been in one place for too long.

and i've been reading a lot about 'sacred geography' lately. i dont feel connected to the landscape here. french landscape is another matter. maybe i'll move there.

i agree with MedusaQ, you should be a writer. i'd read it too. you make me piss my pants with laughter.

See? Even LankaKitten knows your wiener is microscopic.

As for the contest, it was not in your journal, but you definitely get creativity points.

She cheated me out of 600 dollars that I could really use. I would have much rather had her fart on my arm,or even my neck , for that matter.

No way! You are so fucking cool, I always knew it.
On a somewhat related note, I'm completely in love with Vespas. I want a red one. I'd put a black cat sticker over the gas door/cover thing.
I super happy for you. You can test drive it across the 520.
What a rockstar.

Need a date, hot stuff?

[Edited on May 05, 2005 4:49PM]

You're totally right; I'm way less whiney in person.

You're one of those people who always takes the easy way out, aren't you?

Regarding that damn orange: Mike had been feeling shitty for awhile so the bugger signed up at ediets.
Since he would be cooking 3 meals a day (more or less) I get healthy food too.
I have lots of energy now too, but the dishwasher is in use every damn day.

Now I sound all crunchy.

Eat more fruit!

known facts at this time in order of importance:
1.you are absolutely hillarious.
2.i am excruciatingly in love with you.
3.asslicking=mmm
4.croutons=mmm
and that is it for now.

wow. i think i'll try to find me an orange, stat.

you're so sexy.

You know, the other day, Mike said he wanted a spice rack and here you are!
Homeless kitties make me sad too but the ones at the shelter are very well taken care of, I saw to that personally.
Penis croutons made me gag a little. I'm okay now.

mmmmm pepper!

Go with whore. How much by the way?

You probably have malaria or yellow fever or hallitosis (the fatal kind).

Sin City sounds great. No I haven't seen it. When would I have time to go to a movie? I'll be off around 5 or 6 and I'll give you a call.

I like the changes to your profile.