cosmicbartender

In defense of Virgins:

i was listening to a Stephen Lynch special today, and he was doing his "D&D" song. The last line is "Virgins 'til the day we die".

I am not a virgin; but I think that's a shitty thing to use as an insult. It basically says that as long as you're fucking SOMEONE, you're "cool". To say nothing about whether or not you should, whether or not you're any good at it (or they are) or anything else, just as long as you ARE. It promotes stupidity, and I'm not a fan of that.

Since I have been disqualified from being thrown into a volcano, I do not consider myself more wordly-wise, nor cooler, nor less cool. It's a thing that happened, and that's it.

It's not that big a deal, world. Get your priorities straight.

-CB