Letters to various things in my life:
Dear Neuroticism,
Go away. You have no business here. Please?
Fuck you very much,
Me
Dear Job market,
Pleeeeease let me find a summer job. I could really use the money since I have loans to pay back in a year and have to start thinking about moving elsewhere. I need money for that. Also I would like to travel but this a luxury.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Philadelphia trip,
You cannot come soon enough! SQUEEEEEEEE
Love,
Me
Dear me,
Stop being so fucking careless with school. You only have a week left. Suck it up and do your god damn work and actually TRY doing well on your assignments. What the hell is wrong with you? You're so ridiculous. Knock it off.
Sincerely,
Yourself.
Dear Neuroticism,
Go away. You have no business here. Please?
Fuck you very much,
Me
Dear Job market,
Pleeeeease let me find a summer job. I could really use the money since I have loans to pay back in a year and have to start thinking about moving elsewhere. I need money for that. Also I would like to travel but this a luxury.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Philadelphia trip,
You cannot come soon enough! SQUEEEEEEEE
Love,
Me
Dear me,
Stop being so fucking careless with school. You only have a week left. Suck it up and do your god damn work and actually TRY doing well on your assignments. What the hell is wrong with you? You're so ridiculous. Knock it off.
Sincerely,
Yourself.
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We all get lazy from time to time, at least it is over now and you can relax a little.
and beware jobs on craigslist. most are sketchy.