corvus_pdx

I'm sick today.
My body started rebelling last night, I've had body aches, fever, hot and cold spells.

Being sick sucks.

I think I'm over the worst of it though.

Today I'll tell you about a gal that goes by DemiGauge.

She's a good little girl... she always did as her parents told her.

She has yet to get any peircings or tattoos because her mother told her that they come from satan.

She goes to church every sunday, and bible study twice a week.

She's still a virgin, and aspires to someday become a Nun.

She feels she should memorize the entire bible first though and she's only gotten up through leviticus.

Her only reason for joining a pornsite is to preach to the sinners and hopefully bring them to repentance.

Aside from all that she's ok to hang out with when she's not spouting scripture.

And if you belive any of this, I've got a some land in florida that I'm looking to sell cheap.