This is a post I wrote for someone earlier today. It was too good of a memory not to share with everyone . . .
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One night long ago I actually turned on the TV. I started flipping channels and quickly punched right on through the QVC channels knowing I really did not want to see all the cheap crap they were selling for $100! NO $80! NOW ONLY $40!!!!!
In the quick channel flashes I caught a glimpse of something that froze me in place . . . not believing what I saw, I back up two channels and there it was - a 12" black double dong being sold the same way they might sell a bracelet.
The 2 hour Home Shopping Special Adult edition continued to suck the life from me while they sold various vibrating apparati, lotions, games and (my favorite) the velcro bondage bed sheets. I spent the duration of the program rolling around on the floor laughing as the various hand models were relegated to stroking faux phalluses and demonstrating the advantages of the velcro bondage sheets.
I should have taped that program . . . oh well.
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One night long ago I actually turned on the TV. I started flipping channels and quickly punched right on through the QVC channels knowing I really did not want to see all the cheap crap they were selling for $100! NO $80! NOW ONLY $40!!!!!
In the quick channel flashes I caught a glimpse of something that froze me in place . . . not believing what I saw, I back up two channels and there it was - a 12" black double dong being sold the same way they might sell a bracelet.
The 2 hour Home Shopping Special Adult edition continued to suck the life from me while they sold various vibrating apparati, lotions, games and (my favorite) the velcro bondage bed sheets. I spent the duration of the program rolling around on the floor laughing as the various hand models were relegated to stroking faux phalluses and demonstrating the advantages of the velcro bondage sheets.
I should have taped that program . . . oh well.
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Um...my dear. Cilantro is the leafy goodness of the plant and the seed from which this growth comes from is corriander. Carrots were not involved in either one.