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Tuesday Sep 18, 2007

Sep 18, 2007
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School is going.....



and I had the best goddamed sex ever on Saturday.


I'm bored right now. And I ran out of nexium so I have heartburn. And my stomach is still bloated. Maybe I'm pregnant. I heard from this chick at school that her friends daughter didn't know whe was pregnant until she was giving birth. Apparently the girl still got her period and didn't gain any weight and thought the kicks were gas pains. I wonder if maybe I have like...a dead baby thats been in me for years. Maybe that would explain the rapid weight gain and why my stomach is so fat.


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vikingdigital:
I meant, i didnt know if me telling a dead baby joke in response to this blog would be appropriate.
Sep 23, 2007
vikingdigital:
What does a baby look like in a microwave?

I dunno, i was too busy masturbating.
Sep 25, 2007

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