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Tuesday Jan 02, 2007

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Ohhh man, the things I do to help out Iain. My left asscheek is completely black. Like... my ass kinda looks like a malformed yin-yang currently. Ahh well! It was a lot of fun, and a great way to ring in the new year!

Speaking of... Happy New Year all! Things are already looking up... UPS has shown that it can properly pull its head out of its own ass already! BRAVO! Now, if they can ship me something without fucking damaging it, I'll be in sheer awe and disbelief. Check THESE out... this is how one of my gifts for X-mas arrived via UPS.(yes my family sends shit by fedex and UPS because they are procrastinators.)
(I'm too lazy to resize them right now haha. Yes those are chocolate chips on the counter, I was making cookies.)




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