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Monday Dec 05, 2005

Dec 5, 2005
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One...more...week. People are psychotic, and so is life sometimes. On the other hand... its a good excuse to behave less than sane.... and enjoy extra vodka. There are just so many things to say. Things to vent about, things to be all giddy and excited about. So lets just wipe the slate clean and start from yesterday. I drove WAY the hell out to Suprise AZ to buy an eliptical exercise machine I found on craigslist.(retails for 980 dollars... picked it up for 300... sweet) Cuz ya know im too lazy to actually drive TO the gym, work out, then come home lately. I also figured out why they call it Suprise. Cuz when you're driving there... SUPRISE its been an hour and a half and you're not there yet. Now... i'm going to leave you with a few thoughts from The Vandals.

"I see you've been feeling down
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
that will make your spirits rise...

I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.

I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
and I won't forget you this year..
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you the joy
that you've earned this year pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know you've been feeling down,
all pent up its so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas-
you'll get the attention you need

I love you so much that it's hard,
to repay you for all the good times
we'll get whores and pornography-
your special holiday, pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis." Christmas Time for My Penis, The Vandals(from their christmas CD.)
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
_stella_:
Not that I need an excuse to drink more Vodka, but the holidays sure work for me!!
Dec 9, 2005
_stella_:
Happy birthday!!! Hope it's a good one and kicks major ass!! Smooches and shit!! love love kiss kiss kiss
Dec 9, 2005

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