WELL TODAY I WENT TO GET MY EYES CHECKED. SO I GOT MY EYES DIALATED AND GOOD STUFF. SO THEY GAVE ME THESE KEWL ASS SHADES TO WEAR FOR THE THE REST OF THE DAY. SO ON MY WAY HOME AND I DECIDED TO STOP BY SEVEN ELEVEN TO GET SOME BEEF JERKY.DONT KNOW WHY BUT THEY HAVE THE BEST TASTING JERKY. SO I WALK IN TO THE STORE AND THE CASHIER ASKS ME TO TAKE OFF THE KEWL ASS SHADES. I SIMPLY REPLY "SORRY SIR I CANT. I JUST GOT MY EYES DIALATED AND THATS Y IM WEARING THESE KEWL ASS SHADES" HE SAYS"WELL, THEN I CANT SERVE YOU" I SAY"WHY NOT?" HIS REPLY" BECAUSE IT MAKES ME NERVOUS" "BUT SIR, IT WILL HURT MY EYES TO TAKE EM OFF. IM JUST WANNA BUY SOME JERKY" "NO TAKING OFF THE KEWL ASS SHADES, NO JERKY" SO I TAKE OFF THE KEWL ASS SHADES AND MY EYES START TO TEAR AND WATER. CASHIER ASKS "WHTAS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES, THEY LOOK WIERD" "SIR I TOLD YOU I GOT THEM DILATED " WELL I CANT SERVE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOO HIGH AS A KITE" AND IM LIKE"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! I TOLD YOU MY FUCKING STORY AND NOW YOU DONT WANT TO SERVE ME?" SO I PULL OUT MY RECIEPT FROM THE OPTOMETRIST. SHOWING HIM THE TIME AND DATE OF TODAY. SO HE LOOKED AT ME AND THEN SAID "YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU STORY BEFORE YOU CAME IN THE STORE" AND I PAUSED AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF. THIS DUDE IS FUCKING JACKED UP ON STUPID PILLS. BUT ALL IN ALL. I DID IT FOR SOME GOOD JERKY. LOL.
OH, AND GO ANGELS!
OH, AND GO ANGELS!
satsujin:
What the fuck store was this so that I know NOT to go there, ever, for fear of thinning the population in WA.