back from the dells.

for those unfamiliar, the wisconsin dells is like las vegas for children. if las vegas was overrrun with waterparks, fudge shops, mini-golf, go-karts, and plump american families.

probably would have been better if it were just me, the wife, and the kid. trying to coordinate the simplest tasks, like, "where should we eat?", with 9 other family members set the stage for one of the most frustrating, anxiety-ridden, and mildly enraging 4 days of my life. i'm pretty sure vacations aren't supposed to make you wish you were back at work.

in closing, i highly recommend the dells if you're self-destructive and/or drunk.

someday i'll put up some new tattoo pics. i need a helper monkey to crop and re-size for me.