cornink

hi people! how about his new set up, eh? i'm a little "corn-fused", but i think it'll be o.k.

the following is a list of comments i've made (in my head) about various photo-sets, profiles, comments, etc. that i never posted because i know people like to play nicey on here. you might think it's mean-spirited, and you might be right. here they are in random order....

-"ewwww!"

-"wow! you look like my 12 year old nephew."

-"there's nothing sexy about dirty feet."

-"how did you get so popular on here?"

-"just read some of your journals. you're pretty much a self-absorbed twazzer, eh?"

-"was this set shot with a polaroid instamatic?"

-"booty-zits. we all get 'em. but i thought you might want to photoshop them out next time."

-"interesting set. have you always been a woman?"

-"i'd say bow out now, while you're still relatively popular. time to go."

-"hey, 1987 called, he wants his haircut back."

-"good thing this monitor doesn't have smell-o-vision, hippie."

-"wow! so hot. so schizo."

-"hey, just a suggestion, nude modelling....not for you."

-"meh."

-"whoa! i've seen better heads on boils!"

-"thanks. that was fucking boring."

-"your tattoos are freakin' horrid. how did you get so many bad ones?"

-"you are seriously gorgeous. but are you as retarded as your journal alludes?"

-"nice outfit. you have about as much taste as my penis."

-"your boyfriend sounds like a dick."

-"daddy issues, huh?"

-"hey, there's a thin line between voluptuous and sloppy. you crossed that line about 300 chalupas ago."

-"what a waste of a great rack."

-"hey, just wanted to let you know you come off like a condescending bitch almost every time you post."

-"knowing cool people doesn't make you cool, namedropper."

-"not you again! you just had a set! "

alright, i'm done. whew! that was cathartic. see you later, chitlins.