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Thursday Feb 02, 2006

Feb 2, 2006
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so, this guy walks onto an elevator. there's a woman next to him. the door closes and the elevator starts to move up. he turns to her and says, "excuse me, but can i smell your private parts?"

the woman, stunned, replies, "no! you most certainly cannot smell my private parts!!"

"oh", he says, "it must be your feet then".

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here's some suff that's been keeping me busy (and sane) lately...











oh, and i added cherry bomb to that directory thingie, so if you've been there and had a good experience, give me a review. thanks.directory
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mad_scientist:
HAR HAR!

Nice work, I like the bees and the cross on Jupiter! RAWKS.
Feb 21, 2006
ojaeflo:
I think this girl is mildly retarded. Or somewhat insane. Either way.
ooo aaa
Feb 27, 2006

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