cornelius

girls are crazy. i don't think i've ever been involved with a girl that wasn't insane, but then again, maybe it's just me that makes them crazy.

a few months or so ago i was really infatuated with a certain waitress that worked under one of my lesbian neighbors (no, not like that)... i thought we had hit it off, and that good things were...
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Sometimes I feel like Im just fucking crazy. Im at a point in my life where I am supposed to be all these things: independent, self-reliant, financially stable, charismatic, happy, headed in the right direction why I feel I am supposed to be all these things, I dont even begin to know. Theres a Chinese punk band called Brain Failure, and while Ive never heard...
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at work, i put on a happy face despite what i am really thinking and feeling inside. everybody here does this. we are all masters at the art of faking it, with our insincere smiles and dead inside eyes. left right left right left we trudge through our days, doing our best to achieve the look of being busy while not actually getting any work...
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wah wah wah wah wah... my pussy hurts.

-bobby

you can't love anyone unless you first love yourself.

i'm not exactly filled with self-loathing. i spend just about the same amount of time in front of the mirror as everyone else. what has been pointed out to me is that i probably have a fear of intimacy and something else going on in my head that ultimately leads to a failure of commitment. i'd...
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i got a tattoo last tuesday... it's not even a week old yet. it's big and crazy, on my right forearm for all to see. the experts say that men mainly get tattoos to show off to other men, while women usually get them in a secret place to share with someone special.

i say don't put too much faith in experts. 86% of all...
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i fucking hate it when i steal 20 minutes from work to write a nice convoluted journal entry, only to have it magically disapear when i click the submit button!

i guess i'll try again later.

-bobby

when i answer the phone, any phone, i say "Celebrity Hot Tub Party, May I Help You?"

It's worked out pretty good so far. It always stumps telemarketers, who will immediately take you off of their call list since it's a business phone. when people call me the first time, they resemble deer caught in the headlights... on the phone. i've had plenty of people...
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at work again, not sure if i'm asleep or awake. jenny holzer says: dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction. the job has become such a routine now that i may as well be a monkey, or a special needs kid that bags groceries for a living... if only grocery baggers made decent money! at least a real monkey gets to sleep on the job....
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ya ever get that feeling, when something as simple as a girl's voice can bring you out of your doldrums, and paint a big goofy grin on your face?

yeah, i feel it... right here in the center of my chest, burning brightly through my ribcage, making me blush, turning me on... making me question the validity of everyone's actions. i was never so trusting...
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