the secret family.
my mom thinks that my dad has a secret family... like he is setting up underprivileged dysfunction franchises full of small mexican women and my half brothers and sisters. she's suspected for sometime that he is a no good cheating bastard, a charge he repeatedly denies. she'd rather look for outside reasons that their marriage was failing instead of staring his alcoholic truth in the face.
he's moved out now, but he won't tell her why. she doesn't think he has any good reasons to move out, and he still feels guilty about it... they drag it out and on and on and on.
she intercepted his cell phone billing statement (since she's the one who pays it) and found that he was repeatedly calling a certain number, even at xmas. my mom, being crafty, had a friend who works at pac bell trace the number back to it's owner... so now she has a name to focus her confusion on.
one night my mom got up enough courage to go to this woman's apartment and confront her but instead met a small boy, probably around 9 years old, who bore a striking resembalance to my father. sure enough, this kid was the woman's son who my mom went to holler at. she freaked out and went home... the kid's mom wasn't home anyway.
my dad says that this woman is just some cleaning lady at the building he works at, and that she has like 5 kids. my mom has decided to blame this woman for "stealing my dad away." why she wants him anyway i'll never know... he is my dad and everything, but i'll be the first to admit he's an asshole in the purest sense of the term.
my mom (a HARDCORE catholic) won't get a divorce. her religion has already prepared her to be a glutton for punishment. i tried to convince her to get a divorce and she admonished me for not trying to get them back together. she hired a detective to follow my dad around, and the detective said that my dad's daily activities were too erratic to accurately observe him. meanwhile my dad has taken up karate (he broke a finger and a toe in a belt test fighting 3 people at once).
i guess last night my mom went and tried to confront this woman again, and all it did was really piss my dad off. now he says he's gonna stop giving her his paycheck and that she's on her own, but he still doesn't want a divorce, and neither does she.
if i was either of them i wouldn't want to be with either of them, either (that was one helluva sentence). they are both fuckin' crazy, and i really just want them to work it out and leave me the fuck alone.
cartharsis complete.
-bobby
my mom thinks that my dad has a secret family... like he is setting up underprivileged dysfunction franchises full of small mexican women and my half brothers and sisters. she's suspected for sometime that he is a no good cheating bastard, a charge he repeatedly denies. she'd rather look for outside reasons that their marriage was failing instead of staring his alcoholic truth in the face.
he's moved out now, but he won't tell her why. she doesn't think he has any good reasons to move out, and he still feels guilty about it... they drag it out and on and on and on.
she intercepted his cell phone billing statement (since she's the one who pays it) and found that he was repeatedly calling a certain number, even at xmas. my mom, being crafty, had a friend who works at pac bell trace the number back to it's owner... so now she has a name to focus her confusion on.
one night my mom got up enough courage to go to this woman's apartment and confront her but instead met a small boy, probably around 9 years old, who bore a striking resembalance to my father. sure enough, this kid was the woman's son who my mom went to holler at. she freaked out and went home... the kid's mom wasn't home anyway.
my dad says that this woman is just some cleaning lady at the building he works at, and that she has like 5 kids. my mom has decided to blame this woman for "stealing my dad away." why she wants him anyway i'll never know... he is my dad and everything, but i'll be the first to admit he's an asshole in the purest sense of the term.
my mom (a HARDCORE catholic) won't get a divorce. her religion has already prepared her to be a glutton for punishment. i tried to convince her to get a divorce and she admonished me for not trying to get them back together. she hired a detective to follow my dad around, and the detective said that my dad's daily activities were too erratic to accurately observe him. meanwhile my dad has taken up karate (he broke a finger and a toe in a belt test fighting 3 people at once).
i guess last night my mom went and tried to confront this woman again, and all it did was really piss my dad off. now he says he's gonna stop giving her his paycheck and that she's on her own, but he still doesn't want a divorce, and neither does she.
if i was either of them i wouldn't want to be with either of them, either (that was one helluva sentence). they are both fuckin' crazy, and i really just want them to work it out and leave me the fuck alone.
cartharsis complete.
-bobby
Anyways, good luck to you!
Cheers
J