cornelius

i am... a straight, half asian caucasian male graphic designer in his mid-twenties with a certain amount of time on his hands. i'm a funny boy who a lot of people just don't get, like they think i'm being weird on purpose.

i am into... going to shows, usually by myself 'cause i don't know anyone around here in the same vein as me. i like collecting robots, getting by, makin' art, playing nintendo, trying to play the didjeridoo, conversation, and driving by high school football practice and yelling "You're only contributing to our already homophobic warlike culutre" at the top of my lungs. i enjoy being invisible and laughing at inside jokes. i like to read. i appreciate good haircuts. i protect my friends and try my best to keep the world safe from evil. i don't litter. i remember birthdays. i've been known for reefer madness and sticker campaigns, skewed ideals and cool sneakers.

i am looking for... a genuine sweetheart, who'll make a concious effort to bring out the best in me, and will welcome any and all affection i send her way. i want someone who chews on her lower lip. i wanna meet a real smart cookie, who won't laugh at me for liking weezer, and will sing along to all the johnny cash tunes we'll listen to as we drive across the country, not knowing what will come next, sweaty hand in sweaty hand.