girls are crazy. i don't think i've ever been involved with a girl that wasn't insane, but then again, maybe it's just me that makes them crazy.
a few months or so ago i was really infatuated with a certain waitress that worked under one of my lesbian neighbors (no, not like that)... i thought we had hit it off, and that good things were soon to come as a result of our meeting. she handed me her number with a smile, and i gave her mine, thinking of what we could go and do together... it turned out that no matter how many times i called her and left her messages, she would never call me back.
i was starting to think that either i had come on too strong and was looking pretty desperate, or that she was just being nice by giving me her number, and not being interested in me, did not want to hurt my feelings since i was such a nice guy. after a couple weeks, the last message i left her was something like, "oh well, i guess i can take a hint... maybe i'll see you around sometime," since i regularly eat at where she serves.
so there i was, feeling all stupid, fat and rejected... i hadn't even been out with her once, only hung out with her a couple times briefly, and i was already acting like she had dealt me the ultimate betrayal. the truth was that i didn't even know her... i still don't.
last saturday i returned to her restaurant and she was unexpectantly there (i had heard she had gotten herself fired), but she avoided all eye contact with me, which is to be expected when you give someone the brush off... i didn't care... i still thought she was super cute with her glasses and mini-pigtails, but i figured she still wasn't interested and i didn't care... i wasn't there to see her anyway.
later on that night before going to the souper salad, my neighbor handed me a note from the girl that i thought found me ever so repulsive. it said "Hey man, long time no talk! gimme a call sometime!" and it was signed with a heart, whatever the hell that means. what the heck, i thought? i called this girl plenty of times, acting like a fool... she NEVER called me back, i think she hates my guts, and then, 2 months later she sees me again and decides she might be interested? is she stringing me along, or is she sincere? did she really lose my number, more than 5 times, or is she just sucking up to her boss by being nice to her friends? should i try and call her, or immediately set fire to her sweet little note? Is she just superbly scatterbrained, or is she secretly the most coniving creature on the planet? see how easy i jump to conclusions?
meh... maybe it is just me. maybe every unbalanced girl i've ever been into became unbalanced as a direct result of being involved with me.
-bobby
a few months or so ago i was really infatuated with a certain waitress that worked under one of my lesbian neighbors (no, not like that)... i thought we had hit it off, and that good things were soon to come as a result of our meeting. she handed me her number with a smile, and i gave her mine, thinking of what we could go and do together... it turned out that no matter how many times i called her and left her messages, she would never call me back.
i was starting to think that either i had come on too strong and was looking pretty desperate, or that she was just being nice by giving me her number, and not being interested in me, did not want to hurt my feelings since i was such a nice guy. after a couple weeks, the last message i left her was something like, "oh well, i guess i can take a hint... maybe i'll see you around sometime," since i regularly eat at where she serves.
so there i was, feeling all stupid, fat and rejected... i hadn't even been out with her once, only hung out with her a couple times briefly, and i was already acting like she had dealt me the ultimate betrayal. the truth was that i didn't even know her... i still don't.
last saturday i returned to her restaurant and she was unexpectantly there (i had heard she had gotten herself fired), but she avoided all eye contact with me, which is to be expected when you give someone the brush off... i didn't care... i still thought she was super cute with her glasses and mini-pigtails, but i figured she still wasn't interested and i didn't care... i wasn't there to see her anyway.
later on that night before going to the souper salad, my neighbor handed me a note from the girl that i thought found me ever so repulsive. it said "Hey man, long time no talk! gimme a call sometime!" and it was signed with a heart, whatever the hell that means. what the heck, i thought? i called this girl plenty of times, acting like a fool... she NEVER called me back, i think she hates my guts, and then, 2 months later she sees me again and decides she might be interested? is she stringing me along, or is she sincere? did she really lose my number, more than 5 times, or is she just sucking up to her boss by being nice to her friends? should i try and call her, or immediately set fire to her sweet little note? Is she just superbly scatterbrained, or is she secretly the most coniving creature on the planet? see how easy i jump to conclusions?
meh... maybe it is just me. maybe every unbalanced girl i've ever been into became unbalanced as a direct result of being involved with me.
-bobby
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mothra:
You missed the AZ video by about a month, it was rad though, I'm pretty sure you can buy it at local shops pretty soon though...
jaeiam:
I think you would be excellent company. Your'e stories are always entertaining to me. I would love to listen to you talk over coffee.