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one of the lesbians next door has been trying to set me up for what seems like forever... i think she feels some residual guilt over her sister dumping me years ago, or maybe she's just really nice and wants people to be happy... anyway, she hired a new girl at her work, and she thought i would dig her.

i went into the restaurant to check her out, and i was interested... she was really short, had blue streaks in her black hair, glasses, and was really, really cute, almost annoyingly so... like this girl is probably even cute when she's taking a shit or euthanizing a puppy... she may, quite possibly be the cutest, most cherubic girl on earth.

my neighbor the lesbian told me that the girl had asked who i was, and had said that she thought i was cute, with a thumbs up and everything... so yes, i was already on my way.

we invited her over to a group bbq (you know, for the veterans), and it turns out that she is even cuter than i could ever have imagined... high pitched voice, bright shining eyes, rosy cheeks, cute laugh... if there was a pokemon that looked like an emo girl, she would be it. Really.

the thing is, i never really got a chance to talk to her, one-on-one. i don't know what kinda bands she likes, if she goes to school, what her favorite color is, etc. I don't know if she was even into me at all. I do know she'd like to go see "down with love," so at least I have some form of strategic planning on my part. i'd really like to get to know her better, but i would rather not have everybody else involved in trying to push us into each other.

still though, i can't get her outta my head... i have no idea if i made a good impression on her, or if she thinks i'm just some bitter fool.

no guts, no glory, right? that is what they say. i guess i just gotta go and 'round her up, before somebody else does.

here goes nothing. help me, ewan macgregor, you're my only hope.

holding my breath,
-bobby