cornelius

when i answer the phone, any phone, i say "Celebrity Hot Tub Party, May I Help You?"

It's worked out pretty good so far. It always stumps telemarketers, who will immediately take you off of their call list since it's a business phone. when people call me the first time, they resemble deer caught in the headlights... on the phone. i've had plenty of people...
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at work again, not sure if i'm asleep or awake. jenny holzer says: dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction. the job has become such a routine now that i may as well be a monkey, or a special needs kid that bags groceries for a living... if only grocery baggers made decent money! at least a real monkey gets to sleep on the job....
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ya ever get that feeling, when something as simple as a girl's voice can bring you out of your doldrums, and paint a big goofy grin on your face?

yeah, i feel it... right here in the center of my chest, burning brightly through my ribcage, making me blush, turning me on... making me question the validity of everyone's actions. i was never so trusting...
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well... i got tired of acting like i didn't care and tried giving her another call...

...she called me back, but didn't leave a message... whatever that means.

i'll figure it out eventually... is she worth it or not?


no matter how beautiful a girl is, somebody somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit.
-bobby

have you ever seen a robin weep, when leaves begin to die?

it's because he's lost the will to live... i'm so lonesome i could cry.

i'm currently playing phone-tag with the cutest waitress in the state... we are both very busy people. i'm an office whore, 7-4, 5 days a week, plus i'm freelancing at night, as well as doing personal work... she's in...
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one of the lesbians next door has been trying to set me up for what seems like forever... i think she feels some residual guilt over her sister dumping me years ago, or maybe she's just really nice and wants people to be happy... anyway, she hired a new girl at her work, and she thought i would dig her.

i went into the restaurant...
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meh...

i went down from a 7.1 to a 7. fuck it, i'm done.

-bobby

at work, and bored, as per usual... maybe i should actually work on something.

a while back, a bunch of us here were quite bored (aggain, as per usual) and decided that we simply must allow complete and total strangers to rate us all based solely on our looks and whatever snappy banter we could come up with on the fly... yes, that's right... we...
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whut the hell?

i log on today to find my dinosaur drawing missing and my profile pic back up... how exactly did that all happen? ISH gremlins?

i'm doing a super job at avoiding my parents. it's nice to take deep breaths without choking upon their heady polluted divorce drama. it's funny how i finally get sick enough of their shit to tell my mom...
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people pick on me just to pick on me... i wonder if anyone ever got a "kick me" sign tattooed on their back?

i need to go back to sleep... that's where i'm a viking.

-bobby

dad's selling drugs and has been fucking what he himself refers to as a "border sister" for the last 8 months. my mom says that she finally caught him at his work with this woman who is about 30 years old but looks older cause of the drugs she and her 8 kids are doing. apparently my dad is also doing drugs, and even offered...
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the secret family.

my mom thinks that my dad has a secret family... like he is setting up underprivileged dysfunction franchises full of small mexican women and my half brothers and sisters. she's suspected for sometime that he is a no good cheating bastard, a charge he repeatedly denies. she'd rather look for outside reasons that their marriage was failing instead of staring his alcoholic...
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