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Answer these questions three, and a super cool prize awaits thee

1) What is your favorite color?

2) Who would win in a fight: Monkey or Tiger?

3) What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Good luck

PS: Thanks to any and all who responded to the last journal with helpful advice. Still no decision yet.

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patch:

1) orgasm

2) the one with webbed paws/fingers. they are fighting in water, correct?

3) i want to see the musical!

Apr 28, 2005

meow:

1 - bright blue
2 - tiger
3 - sounds like something to do with a guy gettin a blowjob. (unlaiden swallow) (velocity...of his stuffy stuff?)...sorry my minds in the gutter, hehehe

Apr 28, 2005

It has been a strange week

Looking foward to the SSS

I got an email from an old "friend" earlier this week after not talking to her in over a year. This is a girl who I REALLY liked but she did not want anything more than a good time. I was really happy to get this email. In the email she gave me her...
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battlin_albright:

Stupid girls. That's all I got.

Apr 25, 2005

battlin_albright:

Seriously. I wanted to drive into them. And my car sucks so bad already that it really wouldn't have mattered.

Apr 26, 2005

I have been very naughty

In other news......
I just realized that I have not been out to a bar yet this month, have no plans to go to one this weekend, or next. That means that this is probably the longest strech without going to a bar since I turned 21. I have just been to busy I guess.

***** Edit:: Just realized I...
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tallboy66:

I thought I was the only one who offended people?Nice to know I'm not alone.

Apr 22, 2005

lindsayloo:

I love that fact about you! Its a good policy to live by! Then that way if someone is all tippy'd about how you view them...they only have themselves to blame...

Offend me please...that way i can tell you about yourself!

jk!

Have a good weekend!

Apr 22, 2005

bout that time

Shower was kinda busted, but got it fixed today. Now it is amazing. It is so powerful it almost knocked me off my feet a few times

Job ideas

professional moving man- no thanks

suicidegirl - not willing to loose my cock and balls

Pimp- wanna be my ho?

White throated swallow- chirp chirp chirp

Candy striper- I can give wicked awesome...
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lindsayloo:

urban outfitters on OSU campus

Apr 21, 2005

meow:

*votes for middle school crack dealer*

Apr 21, 2005

I want a new job.

what should I do / be?

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drewseph:

you should sell crack to middle school kids. works way better like that, then they are your loyal pawns in their peak adolescence.

Apr 17, 2005

kellyjanice:

male prostitute

Apr 18, 2005

Can I make it into dayton find the post office and file my tax extension before midnight???

I hope so

battlin_albright:

You can do it! It's near Dublin Pub and Oregon District! And sometimes they pass out free pizza as it nears midnight! (At least they used to when I was a little kid and my parents put off taxes til the last minute)

Apr 15, 2005

battlin_albright:

Yeah, Sideways was veddy veddy good. And it's nice being legal to drive, but I just know that now that I actually am I'm going to get pulled over. After going a whole year and a half with no problems. It'd just make sense.

Did they have pizza at the post office!?

Apr 15, 2005

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lindsayloo:

It looks like that ice cream that all like rainbow-ish!
I love it! Spring time colors make me happy!
I need to see you wearing it! Take a pic in it!

Apr 14, 2005

tallboy66:

I shoppped at giant eagle and got 30 cents off a gallon today yippee! my cost $1.71.

Apr 15, 2005

I wish I was albino

You know your a pervert if......

you see a sign that says "Nutter Center" and laugh

I tried to do the whole vegan thing over the winter. It even worked well for a while. You would be surprised how healthy you feel after just a week without eating meat. I made the decision for health reasons. Now that the warm...
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burnbright:

i don't think i honestly want to make anyone feel special in the colon...

Apr 13, 2005

cypris:

of course not

steak mmmmmmm. i have not had meat in months. oh steak, how i miss you so

Apr 13, 2005

I wish I was albino

This weekend has made me realize that I have been sleeping to much. I function better on 4-6 hours than 10.

However I don't function well after being awake for over 40 hours.

It was a very strange weekend: very, very strange indeed.

Friday was the roomate's (Jeremy) Birthday. It was a drunken good time. Except when my neighbor Chris...
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micah:

Oh, I'm always frisky... but in the spring, it has more dating appeal then just me being a whore

Apr 11, 2005

baughn:

mmmmm Christmas

Apr 12, 2005

Is it Friday yet?

You know your a pervert if.......

* you think the white throated swallow is an awesome bird

* your computers wallpaper is a naked person

* the last picture you saw was of a naked person

* the last video you rented/watched was a porn

Unpatriotic Rant
The United States is overrated. It is no longer the land of the free....
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drewseph:

Corneilus_Wright said onApril 09, 2005 03:58 AMDELETE knowledge may be power but what good is power if you are not happy

i enjoy being the angry elitist!

Apr 9, 2005

ningirl777:

Yeah, I'm a perv.......but would you love me if I were any other way??

Apr 10, 2005

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