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Good times Good times

Yesterday I woke up and it felt like my big toe got dislocated while sleeping. WTF It still kills mad

Today I woke up very ill. I was very close to vomiting all over a few times, and I have not vomited from anything but drinking in about 10 years. puke

I am feeling better now, but my foot still fucking kills. Damn...
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nellichaos:
sorry, no pics! frown not many great photo opportinuties presented themselves. no girl on girl or boy on boy...le sigh!
xxsullen_girlxx:
i hope your toe doesnt fall off eeek
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Dear Chicago Bears,

Please don't break my heart again.


Thanks.

Dan (fan till the end)


PS: Water Boy is fuckin funny smile

Momma: Hey Bobby did they ever catch that gorilla that excaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye

Bobby: No mama the search continues




































PPS: biggrin (who you callin psycho)
ava:
No, I didn't see it but I will check it out. I totally agree and if I had caught the person I would have probably done it myself/
punknitemike:
only a few dates have been leaked...i think chicago, detroit, indianapolis, cincy, + pittsburgh are the only ones so far.
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punknitemike:
hey...my name is mike too!
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confused whatever surreal whatever confused

Tonight I shall just stay home, have a few Sierra Nevada Pale Ale's, and play with the pussies miao!!


miao!! bok ooo aaa
burnbright:
awww! i wanna do that!

pussies are fabulous. smile miao!!
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Country music comes on T.V.

Me: I hate country music, douche bags!

Mom: Dish bags?

Me: yea



I decided to stop slacking and leave some testies. If you didn't get one then I must obviously hate you..... or just did't get around to it yet wink
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nilloh:
you still owe me a ham sandwhich, or a beautiful young lady which ever comes first
meow:
testes?

miao!!
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I'm a Hustla'

I was getting antsy just staying around Mom's and cleaning and fixing things so I rounded up all of my change. Then I went to the bank and cashed it in for some real money. I proceeded to take my $$ to the casino. I left the casino with enough $$ to pay for a month of rent. It is tempting to...
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Wait a minute ........ that is the smartest thing I ever heard anyone say ..... about anything biggrin


Went to the grandparents yesterday and met with some of the cousins. Thought is was going to suck and they were going to give me a lot of shit cause my uncle has a stick stuck way up his ass 24 / 7. It was not that bad....
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nilloh:
Dude it'll be nice to live in Boulder....can we say this Snowboarding then going out to the beers to drink fuck ya!
lone_figure:
you mean you would not try to do both at the same time???? eeek shocked confused
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Well I am back in the good old suburbs of Chicago, and very tired. There was so much damn traffic the drive took 5 1/2 instead of 4 1/2 frown frown I didn't leave untill about 10:00 PM. Now I sleep.


Thanks for all the love from you all out there in SG land. kiss
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patch:
did you bring my mugs with you??!!??

go white sox!
lone_figure:
Good Luck! May you have a safe and fun trip, and may you enjoy the new area you'll be living in. (and dont forget you got friendds here wanting to hear from you and make sure things work out for ya) smile
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Since the weather channel fucked me on the rain prediction I now need to leave on Thursday and not Wednesday so that I can miss the rain and keep all my stuff dry. Why do I still trust those crazy fuckers at weatherchannel.com?????

Chris has already left and took his T.V. and most of the other stuff that was here with him frown

Since a lot...
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501blue:
yeah peace out bro. i'm glad you're giving the middle finger to mediocrity and finding something awesome.
meow:
I'm gonna miss you bunches. *big hugs* I'm glad I got to see ya at your party!

miao!!
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battlin_albright:
Ah! My earrings! You pervert bastard, you just want to keep all of our stuff so you can hump and lick it and feel close to us when you're gone.

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Don't play dumb. We know what you're up to.
rabbiofrock:
sorry i didnt make it out man. but from the sounds of things you did it up in the proper style!!

gonna miss ya. good luck out there. when i came out here i had no place to live, i didnt know a soul, and i had never even seen PICTURES of the town (maybe if i had, i wouldnt have come.. hehe.. biggrin ) anyways, what i mean to say is, if i can figure it out, so can you. go give them a bunch of hell, and dont forget to come visit!!! smile smile smile