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Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

Sep 27, 2005
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Yup

I am having a good day today smile

Finally sat down with my brother and finalized our moving plans. Packing next Monday, leaving Tuesday, move into our new apt. on Wed.



and now for something completely different .....

Went out again last night. It was quite enjoyable.
Highlights:

*playing with fire, there was a fire set on our table and even a few peoples hands were set ablaze. (it was my idea, but I didn't start it whatever )

*The below conversation which took place as we left the bar.

Drunk Guy: Is this your vespa?
Us: Nope
Drunk Guy: OK, I am going to steal it.
*Drunk guy hops on scooter and fools around for a second*
Drunk Guy: *confused* It looks like you need a key or something.
Drunk Guy: Anyone know how to hotwire a vespa?
*pauses as he checks his pockets and pulls out a pack of cigaretts*
Drunk Guy: I will give you ..... 3 smokes.
notoriousDUG: It would take more than 3 smokes for me to commit a felony.
Thurmis: You could get a blowjob for 3 smokes in jail.
Drunk Guy; OK, I will give you 3 smokes and a jail blowjob. eeek





"jail blowjob" is my new favorite quote.
Come on .. I'll give you a jail blowjob. confused blush biggrin
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
nellichaos:
ha! that fucking owns!!!!

i'll see what i can do about the smack-age at the party!
Sep 29, 2005
xxsullen_girlxx:
just wanted to say hi *HUG*
Sep 29, 2005

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