corneilus_wright

bout that time

Shower was kinda busted, but got it fixed today. Now it is amazing. It is so powerful it almost knocked me off my feet a few times

Job ideas

professional moving man- no thanks

suicidegirl - not willing to loose my cock and balls

Pimp- wanna be my ho?

White throated swallow- chirp chirp chirp

Candy striper- I can give wicked awesome massages and sponge baths

Male stripper - got a dollar?

Garbage man - ever see the movie Comando?

Professional fundraiser for Little Donny- It is a cause near and dear to my heart

Guy that sells roses on highway on-ramps- don't those guys make all their money by sucking cock

Freelance gas pumper - don't even know how to respond to this one

Alcoholic- I am just a social drinker who is very social

Monster Truck driver- this would cause way to many deaths

sell crack to middle school kids - hmmmm

male prostitute- I got all the right tools


Mini-vans are awesome. They have automatic sliding doors, dozens of cup holders, can fit all your friends, and can take a beating.