I see better days far off on the horizon
battlin_albright:
I usually see days better on the calendar. But that's just me...
meow:
These days it seems like people strive to make their lives more complicated.
I say fuck that. I like things simple. I am happy living in a small house, driving a basic truck, and using small words. I like sex, beer, good food, and loyal friends. I don't want to be a "millonaire", or be famous, or have a HO for every day of the...
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ava:
I LOVE IT! "Everybody wants to be naked and famous" is my myspace headline HAHA. And a big thumbs up to beer and porn 
meow:
The donut is no more, I got a new tire....$80 bux later. Grrrr! But I'm still sportin the oh-so-ghetto-tastic taped up window! Yeah, my friend who was to replace it today picked up a window for the driver's side - its the passenger side that's broken. 
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patch:
Go Raiders!
THE BEARS SUCK!
ok, well, ya did beat us the year before last, i believe.
ok, we both suck.
THE BEARS SUCK!
ok, well, ya did beat us the year before last, i believe.
ok, we both suck.
tallboy66:
Does your cat know there's a swallow right above? So close and yet so far.
My life is just one big joke
So yea, my foot is busted. Who breaks their foot while sleeping? This guy Not only is the small bone that is the ball of my foot broken, but I managed to do it in such a way that it cuts the blood flow off to my big toe. If it dosen't heal they will need to do...
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So yea, my foot is busted. Who breaks their foot while sleeping? This guy
Not only is the small bone that is the ball of my foot broken, but I managed to do it in such a way that it cuts the blood flow off to my big toe. If it dosen't heal they will need to do... Read More
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patch:
you, sir, need to drink more.
meow:
I've actually heard of someone else doin that amazingly enough. Take care dear,
Good times Good times
Yesterday I woke up and it felt like my big toe got dislocated while sleeping. WTF It still kills
Today I woke up very ill. I was very close to vomiting all over a few times, and I have not vomited from anything but drinking in about 10 years.
I am feeling better now, but my foot still fucking kills. Damn...
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Yesterday I woke up and it felt like my big toe got dislocated while sleeping. WTF It still kills
Today I woke up very ill. I was very close to vomiting all over a few times, and I have not vomited from anything but drinking in about 10 years.
I am feeling better now, but my foot still fucking kills. Damn...
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nellichaos:
sorry, no pics! 
not many great photo opportinuties presented themselves. no girl on girl or boy on boy...le sigh!
not many great photo opportinuties presented themselves. no girl on girl or boy on boy...le sigh!
xxsullen_girlxx:
i hope your toe doesnt fall off 
Dear Chicago Bears,
Please don't break my heart again.
Thanks.
Dan (fan till the end)
PS: Water Boy is fuckin funny
Momma: Hey Bobby did they ever catch that gorilla that excaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye
Bobby: No mama the search continues
PPS:
(who you callin psycho)
Please don't break my heart again.
Thanks.
Dan (fan till the end)
PS: Water Boy is fuckin funny
Momma: Hey Bobby did they ever catch that gorilla that excaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye
Bobby: No mama the search continues
PPS:
(who you callin psycho)
ava:
No, I didn't see it but I will check it out. I totally agree and if I had caught the person I would have probably done it myself/
punknitemike:
only a few dates have been leaked...i think chicago, detroit, indianapolis, cincy, + pittsburgh are the only ones so far.
punknitemike:
hey...my name is mike too!
Tonight I shall just stay home, have a few Sierra Nevada Pale Ale's, and play with the pussies
burnbright:
awww! i wanna do that!
pussies are fabulous.
pussies are fabulous.
Country music comes on T.V.
Me: I hate country music, douche bags!
Mom: Dish bags?
Me: yea
I decided to stop slacking and leave some testies. If you didn't get one then I must obviously hate you..... or just did't get around to it yet
Me: I hate country music, douche bags!
Mom: Dish bags?
Me: yea
I decided to stop slacking and leave some testies. If you didn't get one then I must obviously hate you..... or just did't get around to it yet
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nilloh:
you still owe me a ham sandwhich, or a beautiful young lady which ever comes first
meow:
testes?
I'm a Hustla'
I was getting antsy just staying around Mom's and cleaning and fixing things so I rounded up all of my change. Then I went to the bank and cashed it in for some real money. I proceeded to take my $$ to the casino. I left the casino with enough $$ to pay for a month of rent. It is tempting to...
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I was getting antsy just staying around Mom's and cleaning and fixing things so I rounded up all of my change. Then I went to the bank and cashed it in for some real money. I proceeded to take my $$ to the casino. I left the casino with enough $$ to pay for a month of rent. It is tempting to...
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Wait a minute ........ that is the smartest thing I ever heard anyone say ..... about anything
Went to the grandparents yesterday and met with some of the cousins. Thought is was going to suck and they were going to give me a lot of shit cause my uncle has a stick stuck way up his ass 24 / 7. It was not that bad....
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Went to the grandparents yesterday and met with some of the cousins. Thought is was going to suck and they were going to give me a lot of shit cause my uncle has a stick stuck way up his ass 24 / 7. It was not that bad....
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nilloh:
Dude it'll be nice to live in Boulder....can we say this Snowboarding then going out to the beers to drink fuck ya!
lone_figure:
you mean you would not try to do both at the same time???? 
Well I am back in the good old suburbs of Chicago, and very tired. There was so much damn traffic the drive took 5 1/2 instead of 4 1/2 I didn't leave untill about 10:00 PM. Now I sleep.
Thanks for all the love from you all out there in SG land.
I didn't leave untill about 10:00 PM. Now I sleep.
Thanks for all the love from you all out there in SG land.
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patch:
did you bring my mugs with you??!!??
go white sox!
go white sox!
lone_figure:
Good Luck! May you have a safe and fun trip, and may you enjoy the new area you'll be living in. (and dont forget you got friendds here wanting to hear from you and make sure things work out for ya)