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corkscrew

San Francisco, CA

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Friday Jul 21, 2006

Jul 21, 2006
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Two posts in one day, which is specifically against my religion, but it's only because I have big news.

H*e got a job!

And not only is he now employed, but he found something that's full-time and in the exact field he was hoping for (driver/installer). Plus, it pays really well. He couldn't be happier. I couldn't be happier. Goodbye broke-ass Lauren/Haahastari, hello financial security.

To celebrate we saw Clerks 2, which was delightful, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone that hasn't already experienced the first movie. I can't even tell you guys my favorite part because it's so misplaced and awesome that to give it away would be mean of me.

Have a lovely weekend, and eat pussy.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
iretire:
Rightegous, yah man, let me know.. I usually get off work round 6, so yah we'll have to do the damn thang!
ARRR!!!
Jul 22, 2006
maude:
yaayyy money!!!

i think we've finally figured out which Mongers we're getting rid of, so here's a list:

Sam & Pete (salt & pepper)
Elwood (moonshine jug)
Ramirez (banana, regular and maybe a glow)
Big Jake (watermelon, regular colors)
Jerome (ice cream - strawberry w/sprinkles and chocolate)
Bob (slug - clear w/red and green)
Sarge (grenade, green non-exclusive)
Lucius (bone, orange non-chase)

i only have a couple of boxes, since we didn't keep the boxes from most of the loose ones we initially bought, and my boyfriend is being a little anal about the case (he opened all of the boxes on the bottom so it looks like a sealed case and is keeping the boxes in it). we have between 2 and 4 boxes that can be sent. there are multiples of some. smile
Jul 25, 2006

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