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Monday Apr 16, 2007

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ok, I have to update more often
b/c to much happens
and then I forget about it

so

yesterday

did we get drunk???
and break an elevator???
and then have to break out???
and get a lil cut up???

maybe!!!



Oh, and who broke the screen of thier phone???? you guess'd it...me.... still works, just can't read the screen, so no more txt'ing for me for awhile....




here is another bit of writing I did, about how my bf and I met....

the story I'm about to tell you is true.... some parts are contested by the "courts", but to hell w/ them, I'm not going to be silenced anymore....

one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got.... no no no... wrong story.... sorry, I'm a little distracted right now..... you'll understand why as you read this tale, this tale of high adventure (not to say we were on drugs here (not to say we weren't)).

now, a question to you dear reader... have you ever met someone....someone random... someone that you just "clicked" w/ as soon as you spoke to them???? have you??? do you know that feeling??? if you don't then you should read this story, as you may get some insight on how great it is...... and if you have experienced this, well, fuck off, you're wasting bandwidth for those who can get something out of this, you selfish child........

the story begins in a school, just a regular school, much like any other school....OH, except this school had a pool, ya, a BIG pool where models used to play all day and swim and dance and just sit around doing whatever it is models do (I'm talking lady models here).... now picture this, a young man enters the front doors of this school. He walks in, stops, looks left, looks right, obviously lost. He notices a stray soul in the hallway, he calls out, "excuse me sir, can I have a little more???" The person turns around, and w/o warning charges forward like a bull, slamming into the young man and sending him flying to the doors. The young man picks himself up, ready for a fight now, he gnarls his teeth, widens his stance, and prepares to deliver a series of devastating blows that would kill any man. BUT, the soul who pushed him is gone, no tracks, no sound, just.... gone...... "here we go again" says the young man who picks up his bag and heads to the principals office.

42 MINUTES LATER

"AND STAY OUT!!!" yells a different young man as he throws a person out of a room (both of which we can't discuss right now) This other young man is coming to the end of his rope, a rope that spans great distances, a rope that everyone thought would never break, little do they know, that this rope is wearing thin.... as this young man storms down the hallway to center himself, a memory of long past enters his mind, a memory of better times, or happier places, he *sighs*, and keeps walking.....


4 YEARS LATER

"Well, we've won.... it took us 4yrs, but we finally destroyed all the evil"
"Yes we did.... this truly was and epic tale for the ages....you did an amazing job btw"
"Why Thank You.... you also proved yourself to be a great man"
"Thank You.... so now that we're Best Friends, what should we do??? Where should we go???"
"Who knows my friend... all I know is that whatever comes our way, we'll kill it, kill it good, or dare I say "44it" hahahaha"
"hahahahahaha....good times"
THE END.
asilanne:
lol, i have no idea what I just read.....but that's OK, I liked it anyway.


Have you noticed that the best things are ones you usually look back on and simultaneously laugh and wonder "Did that really just happen?" That's how it always seems to work for me anyway.


Oh BTW the bear video you posted, makes me laugh and feel a little melancholy at the same time. But I really liked them. Thanks
Apr 16, 2007

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