..........and its later, so, do you remember the ProStars??? (think that's the name!!) and Jordan ALWAYS ran around w/ his tongue out, just picture that, keep it in your mind for the rest of this story.... so as I was sitting down w/ my Mom talking, I look up to see my Grammy walk by, now, she is 73 and something like 5'2", oh, and shes the craziest old lady on the planet, shes the kind of Grandma who teaches you how to stab people the right way (she was a paramedic in Chicago back in the day, lots of storeys!!!), so I look out the door, and there she is walking by w/ something in her hands, she stops, turns to me, sticks out her tongue (remember) and rolls her eyes, then turns and walks to the kitchen..... that's all well and good... but now I'll tell you what she had in her hands.... so, 73, 5'2",crazy (in a good way), tongue out, eyes rolled, carrying a 2 1/2foot long paper mache penis............... I'll leave some time for you to read that again................. now the back story is this, my cuz is getting married, so my Mom is having a shower for her, with a home made penis pinata, b/c really, you can't get the kind of quality you want from a store..... I love my family, nothing like telling penis jokes w/ your Grammy, who in fact, prob. out did any joke I came up w/!!!!......... so that was yesterday, today, today was acting, acting in the college, walking down the busy halls w/ a film crew following me while I (Aaron Hunter, a recently released sex addict doing a documentary... as the story goes) talk at length about my internet porn collection, making sure to add "galvanizing lust" in my speech to reference the Chem.Bros song..... I love this job, just wish I could of had more time w/ the lines... I think I'll go do a read threw for the rest of the shooting tonight.....
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