1. I used to be an utter kleptomaniac. I started stealing when I was a little kid because there was a big rubber craze..I couldn't buy any so I stole everyone else's...including a rubber which a girl got on her birthday, she bought it to school to show everyone and I stole it...on her birthday 
Then when I was going through the "I want a...
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helly:
You will have to post pics after that!!!! 
platypuz:
hey there..glad to meet someone else who has not left the country..i have got the travel bug tto late but it aint gonna stop me woohoo,i love sundried tomato & pesto..tho i also have avacardo & nimbim cheese on my sangas yummy and as for snow..well i have flown over it..doubt that counta,im also not to big on parties..but the SG hook ups are cool..everyone is like you at those 
..take care of you you & talk to ya soon..byeeeeee
..take care of you you & talk to ya soon..byeeeeeeI took my son to the Brickworks market today because he decided to sell his old lego...it's gotten very shabby and run down which means that stall rent is low and alot of very interesting dodgy stalls have opened....the toy stalls are crammed with mutilated Jem dolls with chopped hair and He-Man toys with extra muscles drawn on with texta. I hunted high and low...
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helly:
Im gonna tag you 
there you go.... look forward to reading about you
there you go.... look forward to reading about you
platypuz:
thanx for your thoughts ..im all better now..20 facts huh..lemme see 
In my email inbox there is a banner ad for a bank. On the ad, a little ginger bread man is lying down, peacefully smiling until a giant gingerbread woman overshadows him with her enormous gingerbread boob!!! At least I thought so until someone pointed out to me that it's meant to be a coffee cup...but I don't care it looks like a big gingerbread...
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deelishus_weenie:
Nuh, it's a gingerbread boob. They're in denial.
Hey, wouldn't a gingerbread boob just be the best of both worlds? Sure, you'd hurt the girl a bit... but GINGERBREAD!!! Come on!
Hey, wouldn't a gingerbread boob just be the best of both worlds? Sure, you'd hurt the girl a bit... but GINGERBREAD!!! Come on!
deelishus_weenie:
Ah - that thing happened to me with Member Nakedness, too. I think it happens when the post that makes a new page gets deleted or something. Just open the thread, and scale back the pages until you get to one that works.
You can also get it by changing what's in your browser's address bar (it will end with something like page=82, and you can just change it around to suit your needs).
You can also get it by changing what's in your browser's address bar (it will end with something like page=82, and you can just change it around to suit your needs).
Late at night I have been craving vanilla cake with white chocolate butter icing and a cigarette...
Why? I think black and white movies with elegant olde worlde film stars is responsible for the cigarette craving...although I would probably vomit if I had a smoke, so scrap that....
Now I am off to ogle Autopsy like a teenage boy 'cos she is my new fave...
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Why? I think black and white movies with elegant olde worlde film stars is responsible for the cigarette craving...although I would probably vomit if I had a smoke, so scrap that....
Now I am off to ogle Autopsy like a teenage boy 'cos she is my new fave...
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deelishus_weenie:
vanilla cake! I get cravings for delicious seed-cake with cinnamonny toppings happenin'
Mmm. Bond can be cheese, but I'm happy as long as it's Sean. Or that lad from Remington Steele.
Mmm. Bond can be cheese, but I'm happy as long as it's Sean. Or that lad from Remington Steele.
deelishus_weenie:
Oh, I don't actually remember it - I just saw a bit of one episode on telly once.
'What a coincidence, I'm Dick McPlenty'
'What a coincidence, I'm Dick McPlenty'
I had a nice day off!
Spent most of it just walking around window shopping after finally, utterly and completely dropping out of my stupid post-grad and handing in some supporting documents to SATAC for my application to TAFE. It felt so weird going onto campus and thinking about how I associate the place with all things torturous and terrible (like iron maidens, the rack,...
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Spent most of it just walking around window shopping after finally, utterly and completely dropping out of my stupid post-grad and handing in some supporting documents to SATAC for my application to TAFE. It felt so weird going onto campus and thinking about how I associate the place with all things torturous and terrible (like iron maidens, the rack,...
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deelishus_weenie:
It's a Bond film from the early 80s. To answer your question: hmmmmm.
annis:
"iron maidens, the rack, hot pitch, hunchbacks wearing black hoods and lecturers who can't write assignment questions to save their miserable skins" sums up my life perfectly!
Ok, I will only serialize a story in my journal if it can be about torture devices.
Ok, I will only serialize a story in my journal if it can be about torture devices.
I just bought "My Love Affair with Jewelry" by Elizabeth Taylor...it better arrive soon.
deelishus_weenie:
Have you read
"My Love Affair with Elizabeth Tailor" by Jewel ?
It's tawdry. Doesn't actually exist, but it's pretty damn tawdry.
"My Love Affair with Elizabeth Tailor" by Jewel ?
It's tawdry. Doesn't actually exist, but it's pretty damn tawdry.
helly:
hope all is well! where are the pics!? 
I bought a jar of glow-in-the-dark nailpolish for the monster from a $2 shop yesterday, fuck that garbage stinks!!
He applied one coat to only five fingernails and I had to open all the doors! The house stank like a meth kitchen...
I am never buying it again on principle. If that's how bad one tiny little jar is, imagine what the people who make...
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jibaili:
ewww smelly.. one of my ex's was a nail tech, jeez that stuff stinks up the place bad..
platypuz:
hey you,i hope ya house smells a tad more normal now,how was yr sunday..mine was lazy & i have to be up early tomorrow..you have fun & talk toyou soon
Aaaaaargh!!
He cancelled! But he had good reasons so all is forgiven (sick kiddles). It sux because I was pretty sure I could do it this time (I am a nightmare customer...I have chickened out once after the stencil was applied ) He being Gomer from the Body Art Shop.
There is a mermaid on SG!
He said he might ring in the afternoon....
It's...
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He cancelled! But he had good reasons so all is forgiven (sick kiddles). It sux because I was pretty sure I could do it this time (I am a nightmare customer...I have chickened out once after the stencil was applied
) He being Gomer from the Body Art Shop.
There is a mermaid on SG!
He said he might ring in the afternoon....
It's...
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helly:
im salivating! I love pickles 
Less than 24 hours.
I'm a bit scared, but much calmer than other times.
I'm a bit scared, but much calmer than other times.
helly:
oh i cant wait to see it... there is a program named resize.. it resizes the size of files so you can post em places like this. its free!
Bombings 
platypuz:
Bombings suck huh..people depress me a lot of the time..not sure im to stable at the moment lol