-I had a job interview and it WENT COMPLETELY CRAP!!!
I expect to be disappointed (meaning: not get the job) and end up so worked up about it that I go into the interview room and ruin everything. I can feel myself doing it. I have decided that next time, I am going to write down answers to all possible stupid questions (like "Describe your best qualities?" Can anyone answer that with a straight face?) and memorise them...for the couple of questions that I did that for I actually gave a coherent answer that generated approving nods!!!! BUT ALAS TOO LATE!!!!
Okay...7 weird things about myself (and no lame or recycled answers)
-The orange end of cigarette butts scare me sometimes. I don't like to see them lying around on the pavement.
-I am afraid of cutting myself in public...worst of all, getting a cut and not remembering how.
-It takes me 50 years to lock the door.
-I collect psychedelic manchester (like towels, sheets etc...FUN, FUN, FUN!!! (YES!! I have problems!!)
Alright...that last one was lame...well, that's four weird things about myself (sorry KF!
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I went to a toy, comic, music and book fair after work today...what a perfect way to start the long weekend!! Books, toys, music (I'm not that into comics 'cept Vampirella) and interesting looking people everywhere
Reminder to self: Have donuts with coffee next week
-Had a horrible customer today...foul rich old biddy (prolly never worked a day in her life, but has a wealthy husband...you get the picture) dripping with over-the-top gold jewellery
Christ, words cannot convey how much I dislike the "Lleyton Hewitt's Mother Look-Alike" type. Vomiting smiley's will have to suffice.
-Next Tuesday I change my name by deed poll
It will be an exceedingly worthwhile, ginormous pain in the arse

I expect to be disappointed (meaning: not get the job) and end up so worked up about it that I go into the interview room and ruin everything. I can feel myself doing it. I have decided that next time, I am going to write down answers to all possible stupid questions (like "Describe your best qualities?" Can anyone answer that with a straight face?) and memorise them...for the couple of questions that I did that for I actually gave a coherent answer that generated approving nods!!!! BUT ALAS TOO LATE!!!!
Okay...7 weird things about myself (and no lame or recycled answers)
-The orange end of cigarette butts scare me sometimes. I don't like to see them lying around on the pavement.
-I am afraid of cutting myself in public...worst of all, getting a cut and not remembering how.
-It takes me 50 years to lock the door.
-I collect psychedelic manchester (like towels, sheets etc...FUN, FUN, FUN!!! (YES!! I have problems!!)
Alright...that last one was lame...well, that's four weird things about myself (sorry KF!

I went to a toy, comic, music and book fair after work today...what a perfect way to start the long weekend!! Books, toys, music (I'm not that into comics 'cept Vampirella) and interesting looking people everywhere

Reminder to self: Have donuts with coffee next week

-Had a horrible customer today...foul rich old biddy (prolly never worked a day in her life, but has a wealthy husband...you get the picture) dripping with over-the-top gold jewellery

Christ, words cannot convey how much I dislike the "Lleyton Hewitt's Mother Look-Alike" type. Vomiting smiley's will have to suffice.
-Next Tuesday I change my name by deed poll




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